I did enjoy Jon though. I thought the opening was fun and the promo ads very fun. I think the review was way too harsh on my man.

I thought he did better than I expected. I think the Oscars is a hard gig.

Joe and I just watched March of the Penguins yesterday. All the death made me sad, but I guess that's part of being a documentary and all. Personally, I loved the stuffed penguins. Of course, I can see how a little boy might be disappointed.

If Jennifer Aniston had had anything vaguely interesting to say I might have not been rolling my eyes and therefore caught hers. I think she gave one of the emptiest interviews of the red carpet shenanigans, and the interviewers were doing their solemn best to lower that bar. I dislike her more and more.

I wasn't sure if she was rolling her eyes at the interviewer's bad questions or her bad answers, but either way it helped.

You know what is really weird... every single link upthread during the watch and post links to a picture of "Producer Paul Haggis".

When I clicked on them last night, they were all Ludacris.

That's weird. When I went back this morning, many of them were...someone else. I don't know why they must shift so.

It wouldn't make sense for all of them to shift, since they're from different sites (though mostly yahoo).

After watching the oscars, I have a question about boobs.

Is it fashionable for boobs to be far apart or something. I mean, Dolly Parton's boobs are cartainly large enough to smoosh together, and not be these weird, separate things that look fake to me. The only persons boobs who looked normal to me were Paul Giamatti's wifes' (well, and Jennifer garners and Rachel Weisz, but they are pregnant/breastfeeding)

For Salma's breasts to be far apart, one would have to be on her back.

I confess that I stopped clicking through after the first couple of Yahoo Luda ones.

The Yahoo URLS are now converting themselves on the fly to the start of their slideshow.

Next time I'll direct link to the images, I guess, which is less profitable for them.