I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Mar 05, 2006 5:10:51 pm PST #1797 of 10001

I want them to share the secrets of getting a rack into a dress you can't wear a bra under.

That happens to me about ...um... once in my life thus far so I want the everyday. I'm slowly realizing I'm turning into my grandmother with the ever-expandingness even after weightloss (oh god, please let me get the shrinking genes from my mother at some point here) which offers the alternatives of megastrapping or surgery.


Vonnie K - Mar 05, 2006 5:11:36 pm PST #1798 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Meryl Streep and Lily Tomlin slayed me. With respect to Jon Stewart, that was the funniest and the funnest bit tonight so far.

Altman is supposed to be rather anti-Hollywood, isn't he? Curious to see what he's going to say.


Daisy Jane - Mar 05, 2006 5:13:14 pm PST #1799 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Streep and Tomlin did the funniest funny Oscar bit evah! (I'm looking at you Letterman "Uma, Oprah" was never funny)


quester - Mar 05, 2006 5:14:55 pm PST #1800 of 10001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Altman is from KC. IJS

What Altman film was Steep in?


esse - Mar 05, 2006 5:17:40 pm PST #1801 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

That m.night commercial was great.


Zenkitty - Mar 05, 2006 5:18:52 pm PST #1802 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Adhesive breast lift.

Where to get it.

www.senselingerie.com sells many other similar products. Caveat: I've never used them myself, so I can't personally vouch for them or how well they wear. Actresses don't have to be comfortable, after all.


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2006 5:19:07 pm PST #1803 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That happens to me about ...um... once in my life thus far so I want the everyday

Flat chested women get all the good dresses! Well, apart from the ones that look better on women with big breasts. But you understand, it is all about me and my jones for filling my closet with fancy dresses.


le nubian - Mar 05, 2006 5:19:53 pm PST #1804 of 10001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Altman & Streep are in the upcoming movie "A Prairie Home Companion"


quester - Mar 05, 2006 5:21:15 pm PST #1805 of 10001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Altman & Streep are in the upcoming movie "A Prairie Home Companion"

Ah! Thanks!


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2006 5:24:01 pm PST #1806 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Queen Latifah is the glowiest.

Zenkitty, I once used something like that, and it was a bitch of a time to apply them without wrinkles, and you can't readjust them once they're on. Maybe that's where the millions of het men come in.