Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Amy - Jan 08, 2008 1:20:06 pm PST #4632 of 28380
Because books.

Dorchester (Leisure Books) is the one who shut down Dara Joy. And it's all pretty complicated -- more than her simply writing a book for another publisher, I think.

Cassie Edwards has been writing for a looooong time. And yeah, her stuff is cliched and overwrought and full of stereotypes and just ... icky. There's good!bad guilty-pleasure romance, and then there's her, in my opinion.


P.M. Marc - Jan 09, 2008 7:47:06 am PST #4633 of 28380
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Cassie Edwards was a staple item in my college dorm rooms. We couldn't LIVE without having one to mock and read out loud.


Nutty - Jan 09, 2008 7:56:44 am PST #4634 of 28380
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

My dorm stuck with Scotland. There was a quadrilogy about Renaissance brothers, one book per boy, that got ritually handed down by a graduating senior every year.


Strix - Jan 09, 2008 5:04:29 pm PST #4635 of 28380
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I love SBTN! And I saw the original post, but haven't updated on a kerfuffle, but omg, CE is AWFUL.

I remember reading quite a bit of her in the 80's, when I discovered puberty and romance novels in one swell foop. She the the queen of Bad Noble Savage Galloping-Thunder-Tomahawk-of-Love novels. Really bad stuff. Johanna Lindsey Noble Savage/Half-Breed stuff is a lot better than hers -- and JL is pretty.

For snark factor, Beatrice Small is my hands-down favorite, probably because she's raunchier, and the raunch is deliciously bad and breathtakingly hysterical to mock. I have shit MEMORIZED to riff with my sister.


Amy - Jan 09, 2008 6:07:01 pm PST #4636 of 28380
Because books.

For snark factor, Beatrice Small is my hands-down favorite, probably because she's raunchier, and the raunch is deliciously bad and breathtakingly hysterical to mock. I have shit MEMORIZED to riff with my sister.

Bertrice Small is infamous for the truly purple, like "love grotto" and "throbbing manroot." And she looks like your grandmother! Little and prim and very proper. So cute.


DavidS - Jan 09, 2008 6:10:50 pm PST #4637 of 28380
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ple, who wrote that book we were mocking at the Chicago F2F? With the human/animal love and whatnot?


P.M. Marc - Jan 09, 2008 6:15:44 pm PST #4638 of 28380
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Ple, who wrote that book we were mocking at the Chicago F2F? With the human/animal love and whatnot?

Shit, maybe Meara remembers. I think she brought it.


Nutty - Jan 09, 2008 6:41:32 pm PST #4639 of 28380
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

The lynx book? I just remember seeing it in L.A. the year after, and flea recognizing it sight unseen based solely on the fact it had a lynx in it.


meara - Jan 09, 2008 7:07:45 pm PST #4640 of 28380

OH, god, the lynx book! ...I have no idea. I think it was a fairly well known author, but...I've totally forgotten.


P.M. Marc - Jan 09, 2008 7:15:06 pm PST #4641 of 28380
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Yeah, I brought it to LA after taking it home from Chicago. Don't know where it ended up, aside from Not In My Living Room.

Meara, do you remember the title? Was it A Year and a Day? Virginia Henley?