Tracy ,'The Message'
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
For snark factor, Beatrice Small is my hands-down favorite, probably because she's raunchier, and the raunch is deliciously bad and breathtakingly hysterical to mock. I have shit MEMORIZED to riff with my sister.
Bertrice Small is infamous for the truly purple, like "love grotto" and "throbbing manroot." And she looks like your grandmother! Little and prim and very proper. So cute.
Ple, who wrote that book we were mocking at the Chicago F2F? With the human/animal love and whatnot?
Ple, who wrote that book we were mocking at the Chicago F2F? With the human/animal love and whatnot?
Shit, maybe Meara remembers. I think she brought it.
The lynx book? I just remember seeing it in L.A. the year after, and flea recognizing it sight unseen based solely on the fact it had a lynx in it.
OH, god, the lynx book! ...I have no idea. I think it was a fairly well known author, but...I've totally forgotten.
Yeah, I brought it to LA after taking it home from Chicago. Don't know where it ended up, aside from Not In My Living Room.
Meara, do you remember the title? Was it A Year and a Day? Virginia Henley?
YES, that was it (looking at the cover on Amazon). Dear GOD!
YES, that was it (looking at the cover on Amazon). Dear GOD!
31 people gave it five stars.
::is boggled::
one of the top reviews is all "and there's NOT bestiality!! It's METAPHORIC!!!!!" Um, sure.
The lynx LICKED HER TIT.
How is that a metaphor?