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Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."

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Strix - Jan 09, 2008 5:04:29 pm PST #4635 of 28342

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I love SBTN! And I saw the original post, but haven't updated on a kerfuffle, but omg, CE is AWFUL.

I remember reading quite a bit of her in the 80's, when I discovered puberty and romance novels in one swell foop. She the the queen of Bad Noble Savage Galloping-Thunder-Tomahawk-of-Love novels. Really bad stuff. Johanna Lindsey Noble Savage/Half-Breed stuff is a lot better than hers -- and JL is pretty.

For snark factor, Beatrice Small is my hands-down favorite, probably because she's raunchier, and the raunch is deliciously bad and breathtakingly hysterical to mock. I have shit MEMORIZED to riff with my sister.

Amy - Jan 09, 2008 6:07:01 pm PST #4636 of 28342

Because books.

For snark factor, Beatrice Small is my hands-down favorite, probably because she's raunchier, and the raunch is deliciously bad and breathtakingly hysterical to mock. I have shit MEMORIZED to riff with my sister.

Bertrice Small is infamous for the truly purple, like "love grotto" and "throbbing manroot." And she looks like your grandmother! Little and prim and very proper. So cute.

DavidS - Jan 09, 2008 6:10:50 pm PST #4637 of 28342

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ple, who wrote that book we were mocking at the Chicago F2F? With the human/animal love and whatnot?

P.M. Marc - Jan 09, 2008 6:15:44 pm PST #4638 of 28342

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Ple, who wrote that book we were mocking at the Chicago F2F? With the human/animal love and whatnot?

Shit, maybe Meara remembers. I think she brought it.

Nutty - Jan 09, 2008 6:41:32 pm PST #4639 of 28342

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

The lynx book? I just remember seeing it in L.A. the year after, and flea recognizing it sight unseen based solely on the fact it had a lynx in it.

meara - Jan 09, 2008 7:07:45 pm PST #4640 of 28342

OH, god, the lynx book! ...I have no idea. I think it was a fairly well known author, but...I've totally forgotten.

P.M. Marc - Jan 09, 2008 7:15:06 pm PST #4641 of 28342

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Yeah, I brought it to LA after taking it home from Chicago. Don't know where it ended up, aside from Not In My Living Room.

Meara, do you remember the title? Was it A Year and a Day? Virginia Henley?

meara - Jan 09, 2008 7:17:06 pm PST #4642 of 28342

YES, that was it (looking at the cover on Amazon). Dear GOD!

DavidS - Jan 09, 2008 7:36:42 pm PST #4643 of 28342

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

YES, that was it (looking at the cover on Amazon). Dear GOD!

31 people gave it five stars.

::is boggled::

meara - Jan 09, 2008 7:41:04 pm PST #4644 of 28342

one of the top reviews is all "and there's NOT bestiality!! It's METAPHORIC!!!!!" Um, sure.

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