I like Barker but sometimes he's confusing. I skim a bit when he goes off on his tangents.
I like Koontz to a certain degree. I enjoy the characters and the dialogue but then he seems (to me) to have this HUGE build-up with a corny reveal. I lovingly think of some of his books as being similar to the Big Bad Snake episode of Buffy.
I love King but I admit to skimming when he describes a field for three entire pages. All in all, though, I enjoy King the most. His voice and his characters ping me in (mostly) all of the right ways.
I still can't forgive Koontz for the phrase "his well-oiled piston of lovemaking."
Snerk. Puzzle Embedded in Da Vinci Code ruling [link]
If you pluck all the italicized letters out of the text, you find that the first 10 spell "Smithy Code," an apparent play on "Da Vinci Code." But the next series of letters, some 30 or so, are a jumble, and this is the mystery that needs to be solved to break the code.
I still can't forgive Koontz for the phrase "his well-oiled piston of lovemaking."
I'm not sure I can forgive Gutenberg for the phrase "his well-oiled piston of lovemaking."
I still can't forgive Koontz for the phrase "his well-oiled piston of lovemaking."
Well, he is a horror writer. Nah, I don't think there's an apologia for that. WTF? Piston? Oil? I think I'm trapped in the Uncanny Valley. Maybe I can make it a BSG thing in my head and escape. Toaster Sex!
Booooks. I owe them everything... if I speak English, it's cos I learnt it from ay booooook...
discreetly drags in her easy chair, hunkers down in a corner...
Hi, Lola...
I'll have that song in my head, now.
You don't "look like a woman and walk like a man" do you?
I have to tell my mom my final book count now that they're all boxed up for the move on Monday--I've got 19 boxes completely stuffed and very heavy (thank God for professional movers!), and that's after I weeded out ten boxes since last fall.
I've got 19 boxes completely stuffed and very heavy (thank God for professional movers!), and that's after I weeded out ten boxes since last fall.
I think I counted about 25 today now that everything is packed up, and I weeded stuff out too.
sj, did you ever mail those books to me? Not like I don't know you're completely crazed with moving, but I just wanted to let you know they never arrived if you did.
Also, 25 book boxes! Kindred spirits, babe. I forget how many we had last time, but it was right up there. After culling, as well.