Zoe: First rule of battle, little one. Don't ever let 'em know where you are. Mal: Whoo-hoo! I'm right here! I'm right here! You want some of me? Yeah, you do! Come on! Come on! Aaah! Whoo-hoo! Zoe: Of course, there are other schools of thought...

'The Message'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Polter-Cow - Jul 18, 2007 6:02:06 am PDT #3228 of 28197
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

News this morning in the Globe was that the entire new book was photographed and posted on-line. I guess the original site got a big time C&D and pulled it (and supplied the name of the poster), but not before it had been put up elsewhere. Supposedly it's still out there (I'm not going looking for it though).

Yep. It's been out for a few days now; some people in here were discussing the epilogue. Spoiler trolls are already doing their dirty work.

Harry thought about this, and wondered why almost everything he and Ron and Hermione had ever said was modified by an adverb.

Heeeee!!


Jon B. - Jul 18, 2007 6:05:01 am PDT #3229 of 28197
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Here's the story about the Maryland guy: [link]


lisah - Jul 18, 2007 6:06:09 am PDT #3230 of 28197
Punishingly Intricate

Harry thought about this, and wondered why almost everything he and Ron and Hermione had ever said was modified by an adverb. Was this a spell left upon Hogwarts by an ancient Slytherin professor?

hahaha. I love love love the books but I have to say her overuse of adverbs often bugs the shit out of me (and makes me mentally restructure the sentences).


Jon B. - Jul 18, 2007 6:19:49 am PDT #3231 of 28197
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

The adverbs have never bothered me, but FAQWife has complained to me about them. She does appreciate, however, that they have at least gotten more interested and varied as the books have progressed.


lisah - Jul 18, 2007 6:41:55 am PDT #3232 of 28197
Punishingly Intricate

She does appreciate, however, that they have at least gotten more interested and varied as the books have progressed.

It's true! Although she's still very fond of "sneeringly"


Polter-Cow - Jul 18, 2007 7:23:52 am PDT #3233 of 28197
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Is there a Buffista login for boston.com? The first one is great, and the second one is amusing, but I can't read the last two.


Connie Neil - Jul 18, 2007 7:38:59 am PDT #3234 of 28197
brillig

I never noticed the adverbs, but I like adverbs and think they're unfairly villified.


Polter-Cow - Jul 18, 2007 7:41:16 am PDT #3235 of 28197
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

...she declared emphatically.


Connie Neil - Jul 18, 2007 2:55:52 pm PDT #3236 of 28197
brillig

DebetEsse - Jul 18, 2007 3:40:32 pm PDT #3237 of 28197
Woe to the fucking wicked.

For reasons completely unassociated with the Potter-verse, I really, really want there to be a big scene with all the Deatheaters unmasked, and everyone out of Azkaban, and all in one place at one time. This comment would be equally relevant in Boxed Set or Movies, though, so, to make it Literary-specific, my list of Thing What Need To Happen (1/8 through GoF in my final review):

  • Harry needs to not die. No, really. I've got narrative-theory reasons why.
  • We need to hear from both Dumbledore and Sirius again, in some form. Because, really, could you get any more half-assed about dying, for either of them? It's a frigging phoenix
  • Graduation Day. From Buffy.
  • Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione, so that they're all family (and Harry finally, really has one). This can just be in the long-term, rather than immediate.
  • Remus happy. Because one of the Marauders should be
  • House Elves, Centaurs, and Giants all being important. As do Durmstang and Beauxbatons.
  • Neville. I have no further coherent thoughts, but he needs to be important. Key, even.
  • Graduation Day. Harry should get at least a Hogwarts-equivalency whatever. So he can be an auror, if he so chooses. Because he's not going to die.
  • Ron needs to be awesome, in at least one moment
  • Harry needs to save the Dursleys. (preferably, and then be all "whatever" about it)
  • Snape needs to be not-evil. Harry can't have been right from day 1, and Dumbledore wrong.
  • Brothers. Albus's and Sirius's.
  • Percy. Just, some resolution.
  • Some final something with the founders. Not sure what. Might have something to do with Graduation Day. Or Godric's Hollow.