It's because you didn't have a strong father figure isn't it?

Joyce ,'Chosen'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Connie Neil - Jul 18, 2007 7:38:59 am PDT #3234 of 28197
brillig

I never noticed the adverbs, but I like adverbs and think they're unfairly villified.


Polter-Cow - Jul 18, 2007 7:41:16 am PDT #3235 of 28197
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

...she declared emphatically.


Connie Neil - Jul 18, 2007 2:55:52 pm PDT #3236 of 28197
brillig

DebetEsse - Jul 18, 2007 3:40:32 pm PDT #3237 of 28197
Woe to the fucking wicked.

For reasons completely unassociated with the Potter-verse, I really, really want there to be a big scene with all the Deatheaters unmasked, and everyone out of Azkaban, and all in one place at one time. This comment would be equally relevant in Boxed Set or Movies, though, so, to make it Literary-specific, my list of Thing What Need To Happen (1/8 through GoF in my final review):

  • Harry needs to not die. No, really. I've got narrative-theory reasons why.
  • We need to hear from both Dumbledore and Sirius again, in some form. Because, really, could you get any more half-assed about dying, for either of them? It's a frigging phoenix
  • Graduation Day. From Buffy.
  • Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione, so that they're all family (and Harry finally, really has one). This can just be in the long-term, rather than immediate.
  • Remus happy. Because one of the Marauders should be
  • House Elves, Centaurs, and Giants all being important. As do Durmstang and Beauxbatons.
  • Neville. I have no further coherent thoughts, but he needs to be important. Key, even.
  • Graduation Day. Harry should get at least a Hogwarts-equivalency whatever. So he can be an auror, if he so chooses. Because he's not going to die.
  • Ron needs to be awesome, in at least one moment
  • Harry needs to save the Dursleys. (preferably, and then be all "whatever" about it)
  • Snape needs to be not-evil. Harry can't have been right from day 1, and Dumbledore wrong.
  • Brothers. Albus's and Sirius's.
  • Percy. Just, some resolution.
  • Some final something with the founders. Not sure what. Might have something to do with Graduation Day. Or Godric's Hollow.


§ ita § - Jul 18, 2007 3:50:27 pm PDT #3238 of 28197
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Connie, you do know that some people don't have the option to not read whitefont and can stumble on your post unawares?


sumi - Jul 18, 2007 3:53:33 pm PDT #3239 of 28197
Art Crawl!!!

Oh, yes - no death for Harry.

Ooh, there are canonical reasons why there could be a GIANT snake - at Graduation or thereabouts.

Happy Remus - yes. Harry with family - yes.

Neville coming into his own and Ron - absolutely. (I worry that it's Ron's death.) The redemption of Snape in the eyes of people who matter.

I could go on but I think I'll just say -- what DebetEsse said.


Polter-Cow - Jul 18, 2007 3:55:33 pm PDT #3240 of 28197
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione, so that they're all family (and Harry finally, really has one). This can just be in the long-term, rather than immediate.

OBHWF! Heh.

I basically agree with all those wishes. That would make a rollicking good time.


Jon B. - Jul 18, 2007 4:00:01 pm PDT #3241 of 28197
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Connie, you do know that some people don't have the option to not read whitefont and can stumble on your post unawares?

I deleted Connie's post for just that reason.


§ ita § - Jul 18, 2007 4:01:08 pm PDT #3242 of 28197
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks, Jon. I was indecisive.


DebetEsse - Jul 18, 2007 4:02:59 pm PDT #3243 of 28197
Woe to the fucking wicked.

I was whelmed by the movie, and everyone here's all "You're going to be disappointed by the book. You expect too much." That list, right there, is what I expect. I may well be disappointed, especially on the big picture stuff. But I have hope. Gad to see I'm not the only one.

I finally got an answer for why everyone thought I was wrong for putting an R in "Expelliarmus" I was putting it in the wrong place (flipped the r and a), but they were going by the movie pronunciation, which, by American standards, has no "r"