Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!

Monty ,'Trash'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Laga - Mar 07, 2007 3:02:32 pm PST #2046 of 28175
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Pwnier than a troll with a flamethrower.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 07, 2007 3:30:51 pm PST #2047 of 28175
What is even happening?

Now, now, BNFs aren't crazy. They just make other people crazy.

I know. I just couldn't think of a good fannish name that wasn't actually someone's name or fandom pseud.

Signed,
Arrived at Bronze already to call myself "Closet Buffyholic" only to see posts by Closet Buffyholic.


Anne W. - Mar 07, 2007 4:05:52 pm PST #2048 of 28175
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

She went on and on about that OTP of hers, even after the season finale--just as crazy and determined as the dance band on the Titanic when that particular ship was sunk.


Hayden - Mar 07, 2007 7:48:05 pm PST #2049 of 28175
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Whenever I read her posts, my laptop degaussed. Condensation clogged its fan. She could spin the leanest and most innocent phrase into a plump suggestion of man-lust wrapped in a sly pun. That gal had HSQ like coffee sweetened with landmines.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Mar 07, 2007 9:57:03 pm PST #2050 of 28175
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Reading her comments was like incorporating Gmail's adverts into your conversation. She was a random as a d6 on crack, and her stories had all the literary quality of a drunken Madlib.


Amy - Mar 08, 2007 4:24:38 am PST #2051 of 28175
Because books.

Inspired by Natter:

She was crazier than letters of complaint about Prince to the FCC, and only half as amusing.


flea - Mar 08, 2007 4:36:12 am PST #2052 of 28175
information libertarian

Her eyes were as hard as the polished imported black granite countertops she'd just had installed in her latest kitchen remodel, and colder, too.


Hayden - Mar 08, 2007 6:56:59 am PST #2053 of 28175
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Her barbs were as incendiary as an offhand comment about regional barbeque.


DavidS - Mar 08, 2007 7:00:46 am PST #2054 of 28175
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Her barbs were as incendiary as an offhand comment about regional barbeque.

Heh.


erikaj - Mar 08, 2007 8:18:11 am PST #2055 of 28175
Always Anti-fascist!

She was the star of her own soap opera, unwlling to enter the documentary called Life.