To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice, with pie.

Anya ,'Sleeper'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Toddson - Sep 15, 2011 10:18:20 am PDT #16338 of 28282
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Actually, I think getting together for drinks and doing a dramatic reading would be perfect.


Liese S. - Sep 15, 2011 10:21:40 am PDT #16339 of 28282
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I am digging the LHotP thread.

Me too! Hey, I bet I could get them from my library for my Nook. Lemme check.


Amy - Sep 15, 2011 10:22:41 am PDT #16340 of 28282
Because books.

Aw, Chrysabelle and Malkolm! Doomed lovers!

::rolls eyes forever::


Liese S. - Sep 15, 2011 10:37:16 am PDT #16341 of 28282
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Hmph. Maybe not.


Atropa - Sep 15, 2011 10:57:36 am PDT #16342 of 28282
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

WHAT. Just ... what. NO.

That's it. Everyone out of the vampire genre. No one gets to write vampire books without me approving them first. t /still waiting to ascend and become Vampire Witch Queen of the Universe


Toddson - Sep 15, 2011 11:38:07 am PDT #16343 of 28282
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Yes, everyone seems to have jumped on the "supernatural romance" bandwagon. Although some are jumping onto the "steampunk" bandwagon, with similar results.

And they get so ... creative ... with the names.


Amy - Sep 15, 2011 11:43:37 am PDT #16344 of 28282
Because books.

And they get so ... creative ... with the names.

I wish I had kept a list of all the horrible names we got in submissions. Drakko was a big favorite. Cinnamon Sienna.

But if you checked half the paranormal and/or erotic self-pubbed romance out there, you could make your own list.


sj - Sep 15, 2011 11:47:16 am PDT #16345 of 28282
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

The endorsement by Patricia Briggs makes me want to give the book the benefit of the doubt, but it does sound pretty bad.


Polgara - Sep 15, 2011 11:49:21 am PDT #16346 of 28282
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

Maybe Briggs lost a bet?


Ginger - Sep 15, 2011 11:53:21 am PDT #16347 of 28282
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Vampires and zombies have gotten way out of hand. Ninety percent of the young adult aisle at Target is occupied by vampire series.

I would vote to put Jilli in charge. I'd also vote that vampires must meet at least some classical definitions, such as 1) Unconscious during the day 2) Can be killed by a stake to the heart, beheading and sunshine 3) Must carry their native earth with them 4) Don't sparkle 5) Are Evil.

Deviations from these standards should require an explanation, such as gypsy curse.