This money, it is too much. You should have some small refund.

Niska ,'War Stories'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Fred Pete - Jan 11, 2011 6:57:58 am PST #13521 of 28282
Ann, that's a ferret.

Oh, The Tommyknockers! Kind of like Cujo and Pet Sematary. They all feel like King had a great image and built a novel around that image. The difference is, for the latter two, the image is almost enough to carry the novel. The Tommyknockers tries to be "bigger," and it feels messier.

Or maybe that Cujo stands on its own, with no extra-normal element. Pet Sematary has an extra-normal element, but it feels relatively organic. With Tommyknockers and Dreamcatcher, the extra-normal feels less organic and more "look what I can think up."


erin_obscure - Jan 11, 2011 7:02:00 am PST #13522 of 28282
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

I didn't enjoy the Tommyknockers or Gerald's Game. Found the first to be overly sprawlingboring and the second beyond my ick factor (and i have a pretty high ick factor.)

OOh : Cell. Stephen King's version of zombie fic, without "zombies"


Ginger - Jan 11, 2011 7:04:07 am PST #13523 of 28282
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

My favorite is still Salem's Lot, followed closely by the shorter version of The Stand. King has a remarkable imagination and is one of the best writing things that are unputdownable. I will argue that he needs an editor.

I loathed Cujo because I love dogs.


tiggy - Jan 11, 2011 7:05:54 am PST #13524 of 28282
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

your comments are definitely making me want to re-read Tommyknockers to see if i still like it.

can't deal with Cujo, the movie. so i don't think i could deal with the book.


Dana - Jan 11, 2011 7:08:50 am PST #13525 of 28282
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I am too much of a chicken to read King.


Polter-Cow - Jan 11, 2011 7:09:05 am PST #13526 of 28282
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

On Facebook, a friend was looking at the NYT bestsellers the week she was born, and she got a Stephen King book, as did many of us. I got Cujo. Another friend got The Butter Battle Book, so I mentioned that I'd been in a comic opera based on that book with Gilbert and Sullivan songs set to new lyrics. So a friend joked about wanting a G&S comic opera about Cujo. And then the original friend declared that it must star Miss Piggy.

And so I wrote this, which I felt like sharing.

I am the very model of a modern rabid killer dog.
I just ate up Miss Piggy; she was nothing but a filler hog.
My favorite meal is bacon but I'll also eat men on a jog.
For my dessert I think I'll go chomp on the legs of Kermit Frog.
I'm frothing at the mouth just like the writer of a gender blog
Who's glad I'm not a bitch because then King would get the fem'nist flog.
If humans coming near me would bow down, I do think that'd be great.
It really makes them easier to kill and then decapitate.

I'm very good at murdering, devouring, and causing gore.
My hunger is insatiable; you always leave me wanting more.
In short, you can't escape me without jumping right into a bog.
I am the very model of a modern rabid killer dog!


Amy - Jan 11, 2011 7:17:20 am PST #13527 of 28282
Because books.

I forgot about The Dead Zone and The Dark Half. I liked both. There's not a lot of King I don't like, honestly. I even read Rose Madder, way back.

the movie had such a magical negro in it, I was never tempted.

Yeah, I thought about that. I don't remember it being quite so smarmy in the book, though.


tiggy - Jan 11, 2011 7:20:39 am PST #13528 of 28282
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

hahaha!! that was fabulous, P-C!


sumi - Jan 11, 2011 7:29:07 am PST #13529 of 28282
Art Crawl!!!

I got Franny and Zooey and The Making of the President 1960

I are old.


Fred Pete - Jan 11, 2011 7:40:02 am PST #13530 of 28282
Ann, that's a ferret.

sumi, I also got Franny and Zooey. With Robert Frost, Barry Goldwater, and Richard Nixon on the non-fiction list.

No Stephen King.