I am too much of a chicken to read King.
Right, what's a little sweater sniffing between sworn enemies?
Riley ,'Sleeper'
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Dana - Jan 11, 2011 7:08:50 am PST #13525 of 28282
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Polter-Cow - Jan 11, 2011 7:09:05 am PST #13526 of 28282
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
On Facebook, a friend was looking at the NYT bestsellers the week she was born, and she got a Stephen King book, as did many of us. I got Cujo. Another friend got The Butter Battle Book, so I mentioned that I'd been in a comic opera based on that book with Gilbert and Sullivan songs set to new lyrics. So a friend joked about wanting a G&S comic opera about Cujo. And then the original friend declared that it must star Miss Piggy.
And so I wrote this, which I felt like sharing.
I am the very model of a modern rabid killer dog.
I just ate up Miss Piggy; she was nothing but a filler hog.
My favorite meal is bacon but I'll also eat men on a jog.
For my dessert I think I'll go chomp on the legs of Kermit Frog.
I'm frothing at the mouth just like the writer of a gender blog
Who's glad I'm not a bitch because then King would get the fem'nist flog.
If humans coming near me would bow down, I do think that'd be great.
It really makes them easier to kill and then decapitate.
I'm very good at murdering, devouring, and causing gore.
My hunger is insatiable; you always leave me wanting more.
In short, you can't escape me without jumping right into a bog.
I am the very model of a modern rabid killer dog!
Amy - Jan 11, 2011 7:17:20 am PST #13527 of 28282
Because books.
I forgot about The Dead Zone and The Dark Half. I liked both. There's not a lot of King I don't like, honestly. I even read Rose Madder, way back.
the movie had such a magical negro in it, I was never tempted.
Yeah, I thought about that. I don't remember it being quite so smarmy in the book, though.
tiggy - Jan 11, 2011 7:20:39 am PST #13528 of 28282
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
hahaha!! that was fabulous, P-C!
sumi - Jan 11, 2011 7:29:07 am PST #13529 of 28282
Art Crawl!!!
I got Franny and Zooey and The Making of the President 1960
I are old.
Fred Pete - Jan 11, 2011 7:40:02 am PST #13530 of 28282
Ann, that's a ferret.
sumi, I also got Franny and Zooey. With Robert Frost, Barry Goldwater, and Richard Nixon on the non-fiction list.
No Stephen King.
§ ita § - Jan 11, 2011 8:29:06 am PST #13531 of 28282
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I got a Helen MacInnes and a John Le Carre, both of which my mother no doubt read.
-t - Jan 11, 2011 9:19:41 am PST #13532 of 28282
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I got the same as ita, though I doubt my mother read those.
Jesse - Jan 11, 2011 9:28:34 am PST #13533 of 28282
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
#1 when I was born was Burr by Gore Vidal, which just makes me think of the commercial with the guy eating peanut butter.
beth b - Jan 11, 2011 9:31:47 am PST #13534 of 28282
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Moonspinners by Mary Stewart is on my list -- one of my favorites by her