The grammar and lack of talent there sound like every book I've ever copyedited for iUniverse.
Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Amy - Feb 26, 2010 5:42:19 am PST #10957 of 28352
Because books.
Barb - Feb 26, 2010 5:42:51 am PST #10958 of 28352
“Not dead yet!”
The "reviews" killed me. All five-star, all mentioning how well the writer captured the essence of the South Carolina river setting. Family, friends, or local writers' group? Hmm...
Aims - Feb 26, 2010 5:48:25 am PST #10959 of 28352
Shit's all sorts of different now.
How does one mistakenly take someone else's virginity? Was he trying to put it in her purse?
Gudanov - Feb 26, 2010 5:49:49 am PST #10960 of 28352
Coding and Sleeping
How does one mistakenly take someone else's virginity?
You need to reread, she took her own virginity by mistake.
Barb - Feb 26, 2010 5:49:57 am PST #10961 of 28352
“Not dead yet!”
Clearly, it was a dark room and he thought she was some cheap trollop with whom he could enjoy a casual romp and it wasn't until the glitteriness of her hoo-haw was revealed, that he realized he'd just breached the ultimate fortress o'lurrrrrrve.
Or something like that.
Polter-Cow - Feb 26, 2010 5:52:09 am PST #10962 of 28352
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
You need to reread, she took her own virginity by mistake.
Only if Wren is the hero. Maybe the MAN is the hero! It's a misdirect!
Gudanov - Feb 26, 2010 5:53:00 am PST #10963 of 28352
Coding and Sleeping
Nope my mistake, I thought Wren was the hero and Dragan was a bad dude. Never mind.
Gudanov - Feb 26, 2010 5:57:51 am PST #10964 of 28352
Coding and Sleeping
I tend to think of 'hero' as a gender neutral word.
brenda m - Feb 26, 2010 5:58:06 am PST #10965 of 28352
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Because the hero of my recently completed novel, Dargan's Desire, has mistakenly taken her virginity.
Gotta go with P-C here. Though honestly, I can imagine scenarios where she does it by accident more easily than him. (Note that I'm actively trying not to, but I think I can.)
Aims - Feb 26, 2010 5:58:57 am PST #10966 of 28352
Shit's all sorts of different now.
glitteriness of her hoo-haw was revealed
Wren is Bella?