'Trash'
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Clearly, it was a dark room and he thought she was some cheap trollop with whom he could enjoy a casual romp and it wasn't until the glitteriness of her hoo-haw was revealed, that he realized he'd just breached the ultimate fortress o'lurrrrrrve.
Or something like that.
You need to reread, she took her own virginity by mistake.
Only if Wren is the hero. Maybe the MAN is the hero! It's a misdirect!
Nope my mistake, I thought Wren was the hero and Dragan was a bad dude. Never mind.
I tend to think of 'hero' as a gender neutral word.
Because the hero of my recently completed novel, Dargan's Desire, has mistakenly taken her virginity.
Gotta go with P-C here. Though honestly, I can imagine scenarios where she does it by accident more easily than him. (Note that I'm actively trying not to, but I think I can.)
glitteriness of her hoo-haw was revealed
Wren is Bella?
Or Jennifer Love Hewitt.
I tend to think of 'hero' as a gender neutral word.
No, I get it. Wren certainly seems as though she's the "hero" of the book, being the protagonist and main character.
Dargan Knight is a pretty great name, though.
If it's a romance, there's a hero *and* a heroine, as ever. This chick just ... sucks. Which is why she's essentially self-publishing.
I think being embroiled in fantasy has skewed me.
When mocking writing, I always have the inner fear that mine is even worse.