Can you carve a dartboard out of a book?
We didn't have sex, if that's what you mean. That's all I do now, not have sex.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 08, 2010 6:14:37 pm PST #10943 of 28355
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Toddson - Feb 16, 2010 8:33:36 am PST #10944 of 28355
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
it's thin ... won't require much carving
sumi - Feb 17, 2010 9:01:36 am PST #10945 of 28355
Art Crawl!!!
Somebody has made mock webpages for various instituions associated with A Song of Ice and Fire - spoilery if you haven't read all the books.
DavidS - Feb 17, 2010 8:42:04 pm PST #10946 of 28355
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Brief discussion tonight with Matilda included literary allusion.
Emmett: You're getting very big.
Matilda: I'm a big girl. I'm very tall. And I'm strong. Feel my muscles.
Me: You do have strong muscles.
Matilda: I'm very strong. I could fight The Trunchbull.
Me: You could. What would you do if you fought the Trunchbull?
Matilda: I'd cut her head off.
JZ: Don't you think it's enough to throw you lunch at her?
Me: No, she's got the right idea.
Matilda: I'd cut her head off.
Strix - Feb 17, 2010 9:09:41 pm PST #10947 of 28355
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Wee despot!
Kathy A - Feb 18, 2010 6:13:06 am PST #10948 of 28355
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Trunchbull?
Kat - Feb 18, 2010 6:50:56 am PST #10949 of 28355
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Ms. Trunchbull is the horrible mean Head of School in the book Matilda.
Hayden - Feb 18, 2010 8:51:10 am PST #10950 of 28355
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
I'm very strong. I could fight The Trunchbull
Awesome. We just read that to Abe last month.
Katerina Bee - Feb 22, 2010 4:59:47 pm PST #10951 of 28355
Herding cats for fun
I think I can carve a target right into Sarah Palin's heart, via her book. Which is commonly available on the thrift market for a low, low price that won't go into her pocket. That actually sounds... fun. Destructive fun! Maybe this will be the perfect opportunity to experiment and find out what happens when I take a belt sander to a book. Then, of course, I will want to find out what happens when I throw her book into a raging BBQ inferno...
Anybody who would like to give an old book a good home where it will be safe from destructive book crafting, please LMK.
Polter-Cow - Feb 24, 2010 12:12:08 pm PST #10952 of 28355
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I just picked up If You're Reading This, It's Too Late, the second book in the Secret Series by Pseudonymous Bosch (the first being The Name of This Book Is Secret). The gimmick is that the author is really afraid to write these books because you, the reader, might end up getting into trouble with the villains. Which leads to lots of cute narration humor. And this line right here is a prime example of why I enjoy reading these books:
You will notice that I have numbered the chapters in this book backward. Like a countdown to a rocket launch. Or a bomb. With any luck, the book will explode at the end, and I won't have to finish it.