Yay, preservation!
Are there any copies of Sarah Palin's bio around you can practice on?
'Shells'
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Yay, preservation!
Are there any copies of Sarah Palin's bio around you can practice on?
Can you carve a dartboard out of a book?
it's thin ... won't require much carving
Somebody has made mock webpages for various instituions associated with A Song of Ice and Fire - spoilery if you haven't read all the books.
Brief discussion tonight with Matilda included literary allusion.
Emmett: You're getting very big.
Matilda: I'm a big girl. I'm very tall. And I'm strong. Feel my muscles.
Me: You do have strong muscles.
Matilda: I'm very strong. I could fight The Trunchbull.
Me: You could. What would you do if you fought the Trunchbull?
Matilda: I'd cut her head off.
JZ: Don't you think it's enough to throw you lunch at her?
Me: No, she's got the right idea.
Matilda: I'd cut her head off.
Wee despot!
Trunchbull?
Ms. Trunchbull is the horrible mean Head of School in the book Matilda.
I'm very strong. I could fight The Trunchbull
Awesome. We just read that to Abe last month.
I think I can carve a target right into Sarah Palin's heart, via her book. Which is commonly available on the thrift market for a low, low price that won't go into her pocket. That actually sounds... fun. Destructive fun! Maybe this will be the perfect opportunity to experiment and find out what happens when I take a belt sander to a book. Then, of course, I will want to find out what happens when I throw her book into a raging BBQ inferno...
Anybody who would like to give an old book a good home where it will be safe from destructive book crafting, please LMK.