Look, Angel, I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands...unless they're evil errands.

Lilah ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - Apr 17, 2006 11:28:29 am PDT #9678 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I think the UK's had it and gotten over it. If I'm remembering my History of Food: Renaissance Europe class correctly, Ren. era feasts featured things like roast peacock (with the feathers put back on for table presentation) stuffed with goose, stuffed with grouse, stuffed with pigeon, stuffed with thrush, stuffed with finch, stuffed with a quail egg.

...er, yes. I'm sorry if I seemed not to be aware of the kind of foodstuffs that were all the rage several hundred years ago - I pretty much thought we were talking about modern trends in eating.

Does 'turd' mean anything in US slang?
Yes.
Yet another word for excrement.

Well, huh. I thought you guys used it too. And yet still the word 'turducken' has been embraced to describe a foodstuff? I'd have thought that would be a hard sell...

Although, maybe the UK hasn't entirely gotten over it...slashfood also educated me about a Scotch Egg, which looks like the Everlasting Gobstopper of breakfast foods. It's a hard-boiled egg wrapped in sausage then rolled in breadcrumbs and deep-fried.

Yummy goodness! I suppose that you could think of that in the same light as Turducken, maybe, although it's never occured to me to do so. Didn't realise they were deep fried - it's classic picnic food, served cold with pickles. (And you can get wee picnic eggs, which are half the size or so, and have a chopped-up-boiled-egg centre, instead of an actual boiled egg.) I guess that in my head, they're cheerfully sitting next to sausage rolls and cornish pasties and cheese'n'pineapple-onna-stick, as cheap'n'cheerful foodstuffs, rather than next to an extravagant multilayered beastie. More like a corn dog kind of idea, maybe.

YMMV

ION, I have just watched Lilo and Stitch for the gazillionth time, and have been reduced to tears yet again.

Every bloody time. Damn. It kills me ded.


Aims - Apr 17, 2006 11:30:04 am PDT #9679 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

"Help. I'm lost."


Lee - Apr 17, 2006 11:32:27 am PDT #9680 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

And yet still the word 'turducken' has been embraced to describe a foodstuff?

I think it's in the pronunciation. It's tur(key)-ducken (duck plus chicken smooshed together).


tommyrot - Apr 17, 2006 11:34:35 am PDT #9681 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is it pronounced 'turDUCKen'?


Jessica - Apr 17, 2006 11:36:12 am PDT #9682 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Is it pronounced 'turDUCKen'?

Yep.


Fay - Apr 17, 2006 11:37:56 am PDT #9683 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

"Help. I'm lost."

nods. blows nose.

And

"I want to dance. I practised."

And

"This is Scrump. I made her, but her head is too big. So I pretend a bug laid eggs in her ears, and she's upset because she only has a few more days to..." (other kids have gone. Lilo throws doll down and storms off. Beat. Lilo comes running back and grabs doll up in her arms and hugs it like it's the most precious thing in the world and she can't believe she just did that. Argh! Am weeping as type! Am SUCH a bloody SAP! But it's that little rider that kills me.)

And

"This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little and broken...but still good. Yeah. Still good."

blows nose again.

First Lilo kills me. Then she kills me again. Then Stitch kills me. Then he kills me again. God! (It struck me, this evening, that it was almost like reading hurt/comfort fic, in terms of the OMGPleaseMakeEverythingBetter! factor.)

I think it's in the pronunciation. It's tur(key)-ducken (duck plus chicken smooshed together).

No, I do get that. It just sounds unappetising. (I have the same reaction to shitake mushrooms, fwiw, but tend to stifle my inner 9 year old's sniggers of 'SHIT! It's called SHITake!' with fuddy duddy mutterings of 'well, it's a foreign word, and Johnny Foreigner hasn't been blessed with English as his first language')


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 17, 2006 11:40:46 am PDT #9684 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Jilli loves the Lilo & Stitch but it upsets her so much that we hardly ever watch it.


juliana - Apr 17, 2006 11:41:32 am PDT #9685 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

"Help. I'm lost."

"This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little and broken...but still good. Yeah. Still good."

So very much this. So. Very. This.

I haven't watched it since I moved here, because I did leave a large part of my family behind. I've found new family here in SF, and I have you peeps, but.... Still good.


Atropa - Apr 17, 2006 11:42:23 am PDT #9686 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli loves the Lilo & Stitch but it upsets her so much that we hardly ever watch it.

It's not that it ... upsets me, it's just that I start crying during parts of it, and sometimes I don't feel like crying while watching a movie. But I do love it.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 17, 2006 11:44:50 am PDT #9687 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Poppycock. If it was a mere eye-weepage you wouldn't be so hesistant. It really gets to you, I can tell.

Maybe you need cheering up.

BEEP!

Did that help?