Simon: I swear when it's appropriate. Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.

'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Apr 17, 2006 11:42:23 am PDT #9686 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli loves the Lilo & Stitch but it upsets her so much that we hardly ever watch it.

It's not that it ... upsets me, it's just that I start crying during parts of it, and sometimes I don't feel like crying while watching a movie. But I do love it.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 17, 2006 11:44:50 am PDT #9687 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Poppycock. If it was a mere eye-weepage you wouldn't be so hesistant. It really gets to you, I can tell.

Maybe you need cheering up.

BEEP!

Did that help?


Fay - Apr 17, 2006 11:47:07 am PDT #9688 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

It's not that it ... upsets me, it's just that I start crying during parts of it, and sometimes I don't feel like crying while watching a movie. But I do love it.

nods furiously.

Yes. This.

In my first class here, I bought my kids lots of books for the classroom 'cause we didn't have any freaking reading scheme. And one of them was a wee Ladybird edition of Lilo and Stitch. And one of them was all 'read it to us, miss!', and I had to explain that I couldn't, because I would cry and cry and cry. (There are lots of poems I simply can't read to kids, even though they're very good, because they BREAK me.) Malak, my cleverest, most thoroughly splendid wee Hermione of a student, took great delight in chasing me around the room and reading the ending bit to me in an evil bid to make me cry.


P.M. Marc - Apr 17, 2006 11:47:21 am PDT #9689 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Peev's evdorable.


erikaj - Apr 17, 2006 11:47:31 am PDT #9690 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

OK, I can top y'all for Embarrassing Sap factor, on The Sopranos last week, Tony's boss, Johnny Sack, danced with his exceedingly homely daughter to "Daddy's Little Girl" and fucking killed me.cheap sentiment, and a dad awaiting trial on forty-two RICO predicates, but I still went for it...something about her being so plain, but yet her dad would just dare anyone to say his Allegra wasn't the most beautiful thing ever... strangest places I feel that particular deficiency. Sad when your dad is worse than a mob boss, but in the light of day? Silly, huh>


Atropa - Apr 17, 2006 11:47:49 am PDT #9691 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Did that help?

No, strangely. No! Don't try it again!

I want a cupcake. That would make my day better.

It really gets to you, I can tell.

Of course it does! Weird little girl and her pet monster!


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 17, 2006 11:48:13 am PDT #9692 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Hey, Fay! So, I see you're unsure what you'll do if your boss refuses to let you come. I say come here, then couch-hop around the U.S. until it's time to fly to your new job.

Okay, it's not very realistic, but it is a GREAT idea.


§ ita § - Apr 17, 2006 11:49:36 am PDT #9693 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can make it drily through all of Lilo & Stitch except for the surfing scene.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 17, 2006 11:50:12 am PDT #9694 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Plei, what 'evdorable'?

Still, could be worse, could be emodorable (emorable?).


Emily - Apr 17, 2006 11:51:19 am PDT #9695 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

I say come here, then couch-hop around the U.S. until it's time to fly to your new job.

Yes! Or, or, you and I could team up, find a middle school teacher, and we'd be like traveling schoolteachers of the Old West. Hired Chalks, they'd call us. We Fight Crime! And ignorance.