Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Apr 17, 2006 4:00:05 am PDT #9579 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Cass and Cass's neice}}}


DCJensen - Apr 17, 2006 4:09:10 am PDT #9580 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Well, that page also had a link to something else I did not know existed.

Coca-Cola Blak


Hil R. - Apr 17, 2006 4:15:05 am PDT #9581 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I got the summer job I'd applied for!

Well, not exactly the one I'd applied for. I'd applied to teach 7-10th grade, and they offered me fifth and sixth grades, but still ought to be fun. I guess I'll mostly be teaching pre-algebra, with a little bit of algebra thrown in.


Hil R. - Apr 17, 2006 4:17:43 am PDT #9582 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Turducken, incidentally, is something I only know of through your good selves...I think that this particular level of overindulgence hasn't really hit the UK yet.

Up until very recently, it was only in Louisiana. When I started college there (in 1999), I'd never heard of it before, and neither had anyone else I talked to from outside the deep south. Then it's just been in the past few years that people outside the area have been having it -- mostly because they recently started selling frozen ones.


Spidra Webster - Apr 17, 2006 4:18:40 am PDT #9583 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Congratulations, Hil!

Ugh. I didn't mean to, but I pulled an all-nighter.


Jessica - Apr 17, 2006 4:36:34 am PDT #9584 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Coca-Cola Blak

DON'T DRINK IT. (I'm admittedly biased since I don't like regular, non-experimentally-flavored sodas much, but this stuff was seriously vile.)


Beverly - Apr 17, 2006 4:58:43 am PDT #9585 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Cass, I've got you friended on LJ, but I don't think you friended me back. I'm arliss there.

Any Bitch who'd like, and who hasn't already, is welcome to leave a note as to who you are here and I'll friend you. I find myself less able to keep up here, and I'd like to know what's going on with you.

Saturday? It hit 90. Today? 74. We turned off the ACs and opened all the windows. It's gorgeous, with a light breeze. Ideal, one might say.

One might say, if the massive willow oaks hadn't chosen today to release their load of blossoms and pollen all over everything. Benadryl, I sing my song of praise to thee.


erikaj - Apr 17, 2006 5:10:59 am PDT #9586 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Glad and sad to see that my school career advice matches everyone's here...and I got two doses thanks to Vocational Rehabilitation(which is rather the "jumbo shrimp" of federal agencies, as is Social Security...they don't exactly bring socialness or Security.) But I'd hate to think it was just me.


billytea - Apr 17, 2006 5:22:05 am PDT #9587 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Back from Dandenongs! This just in: Dandenongs pretty. Wallybee transcendent. Came home to find Brendan watching Serenity, which describes my weekend beautifully. (Minus Reavers.) And there are pics! (Also minus Reavers. Hooray for Photoshop!) But they're mine, and you can't have 'em. Um. Ok, maybe you can. Need to work that out.

Is there a word stronger than doomed?

Um...there was stuff. I read it, and I felt for people and bad shit happened, and I cared. And then I forgot what it all was, 'cause I suck! So, hugs and kisses all around.

Hey, vw, mind if I tag?


Topic!Cindy - Apr 17, 2006 5:31:34 am PDT #9588 of 10001
What is even happening?

billytea, on the way to my mother's house for dinner yesterday, somehow the topic of voting was raised. I mentioned to the kids that I thought voting was compulsory, in Australia. Was I correct? If so, what do they do to people who don't vote? The kids want to know.