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And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?

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Fay - Apr 16, 2006 11:46:17 pm PDT #9573 of 10001

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Spike's Bitches 30: Going on 13.

This!

My highschool's approach to Career Advice:

Career Advisor: What do you want to be, then?

Me: A writer!

Career Advisor: Hmm...how about a secretary, dear?

Me: .....?

WRT choosing one's further education stuff:

Career Advisor: What do you want to study?

Me: Mythology!

Career Advisor: ...er...I don't think they do that, dear. How about English?

Me: ....kthxby

Back in the day, my Mother's high school conversation went like this:

Career Advisor: So what do you want to do?

Mum: I'd like to travel the world. I thought maybe I could get work on a cruiseship, doing childcare or working in a shop or something like that.

Career Advisor: Is your father an admiral in the Navy?

Mum: ...er. No? He works for the Coal Board.

Career Advisor: Dream on. So have you considered being a secretary?

Cass - Apr 17, 2006 12:10:38 am PDT #9574 of 10001

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

The islands aren't a bad place to disappear to, and I'm sure I could find a Greek granny who would not only protect her from the kamaki here but would teach her parents a thing or two about life.

I am feeling quite empowered with this idea now. For them that missed the memo, Raq rawks!

Sleep now. Possible sidetrip to Vermont tabled for discussion tonight.

I am tired, overwhelmed and on the edge of just crying way more than I can deal with when there are people within people distance.

Spidra Webster - Apr 17, 2006 12:47:52 am PDT #9575 of 10001

I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Cass, I'm sure I've missed the story of what your niece is going through that makes you want to niecenap her, but I sympathize. You're a great aunt to want to help spirit her away from a bad situation.

Volans - Apr 17, 2006 2:45:00 am PDT #9576 of 10001

move out and draw fire

The internets are a strange place. I set out looking for a recipe for Cornish pasties (instead of just making it up as I go, like usual), and end up at Easter Turducken [link] (I think it's chocolate bunny around peeps and a cadbury egg...hit the sale aisle at the drug store now!)

Fay - Apr 17, 2006 3:50:50 am PDT #9577 of 10001

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Wow. Gotta love the fact that it's called Slashfood.

(Turducken, incidentally, is something I only know of through your good selves...I think that this particular level of overindulgence hasn't really hit the UK yet. Or if it has, it probably goes by another name. Does 'turd' mean anything in US slang?)

Spidra Webster - Apr 17, 2006 3:56:07 am PDT #9578 of 10001

I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Does 'turd' mean anything in US slang?

Yes.

Yet another word for excrement.

sj - Apr 17, 2006 4:00:05 am PDT #9579 of 10001

"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Cass and Cass's neice}}}

DCJensen - Apr 17, 2006 4:09:10 am PDT #9580 of 10001

All is well that ends in pizza.

Well, that page also had a link to something else I did not know existed.

Coca-Cola Blak

Hil R. - Apr 17, 2006 4:15:05 am PDT #9581 of 10001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I got the summer job I'd applied for!

Well, not exactly the one I'd applied for. I'd applied to teach 7-10th grade, and they offered me fifth and sixth grades, but still ought to be fun. I guess I'll mostly be teaching pre-algebra, with a little bit of algebra thrown in.

Hil R. - Apr 17, 2006 4:17:43 am PDT #9582 of 10001

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Turducken, incidentally, is something I only know of through your good selves...I think that this particular level of overindulgence hasn't really hit the UK yet.

Up until very recently, it was only in Louisiana. When I started college there (in 1999), I'd never heard of it before, and neither had anyone else I talked to from outside the deep south. Then it's just been in the past few years that people outside the area have been having it -- mostly because they recently started selling frozen ones.

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