Pete, go look at the dresses JZ linked to. I want your opinion on the black & red one and the black chiffon one.
The black chiffon one has good simple lines but those flaps on the hips (are they pockets?) might sit wrong on you.
The red & black is also good but it's obviously a red mesh on top of a basic black form. It might work, it might be oddly bulky, hard to say. My only real fear is if they've been a little too happy with the color correction and that mesh is actually more of a copper color as we know that doesn't suit you.
See, I can be helpful. Insightful, even. Yup.
Mmmm. I have a Cadbury creme egg right now. I haven't taken a bite yet; I'm just contemplating it.
tries to imagine Hec looking at the dresses
Hec: Those are nice, but they don't show your ass enough. Also, you know what would make them look even better? A haircut.
Me: I am JZ's complete lack of surprise.
See, I can be helpful. Insightful, even. Yup.
So what you're really saying is that even if I suddenly have spending money before either of those auctions close, I shouldn't bid?
(Yes, you are being helpful. Thank you.)
imagines ND looking at the dresses
ND: Those are nice, but they should really be shorter. No, shorter. Really. Shorter than that. Also, have you considered dyeing your hair black to better match that second one?
Me: @@
Also, you know what would make them look even better?
I imagine this line is just one of those that the Buffistas could add their own answers to for hours.
So what you're really saying is that even if I suddenly have spending money before either of those auctions close, I shouldn't bid?
I'm just suggesting caution. The chiffon might be good, but it may sit wrong. The black & red runs that line between being very ornate and being too busy. Internet comparison-shopping is teh suck.
ND: Those are nice, but they should really be shorter. No, shorter. Really. Shorter than that.
I expected this one to end with "maybe you could wear it as a hat."
Maybe I need to up my blood-sugar...
cracks open new packet of chocolate digestives.
Plain or Milk? Now to find out which side of the digestive-divide you stand on.
