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JZ - Apr 13, 2006 1:10:07 pm PDT #9250 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Mmmm. I have a Cadbury creme egg right now. I haven't taken a bite yet; I'm just contemplating it.

tries to imagine Hec looking at the dresses

Hec: Those are nice, but they don't show your ass enough. Also, you know what would make them look even better? A haircut.

Me: I am JZ's complete lack of surprise.

Atropa - Apr 13, 2006 1:10:25 pm PDT #9251 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

See, I can be helpful. Insightful, even. Yup.

So what you're really saying is that even if I suddenly have spending money before either of those auctions close, I shouldn't bid?

(Yes, you are being helpful. Thank you.)

Pix - Apr 13, 2006 1:17:51 pm PDT #9252 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

imagines ND looking at the dresses

ND: Those are nice, but they should really be shorter. No, shorter. Really. Shorter than that. Also, have you considered dyeing your hair black to better match that second one?

Me: @@

Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 13, 2006 1:18:32 pm PDT #9253 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Also, you know what would make them look even better?

I imagine this line is just one of those that the Buffistas could add their own answers to for hours.

So what you're really saying is that even if I suddenly have spending money before either of those auctions close, I shouldn't bid?

I'm just suggesting caution. The chiffon might be good, but it may sit wrong. The black & red runs that line between being very ornate and being too busy. Internet comparison-shopping is teh suck.

Fay - Apr 13, 2006 1:19:34 pm PDT #9254 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

O.

T.

P.

ijs

Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 13, 2006 1:19:54 pm PDT #9255 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

ND: Those are nice, but they should really be shorter. No, shorter. Really. Shorter than that.

I expected this one to end with "maybe you could wear it as a hat."

Maybe I need to up my blood-sugar...

Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 13, 2006 1:20:34 pm PDT #9256 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Fay, hand us a bikkit!

Fay - Apr 13, 2006 1:22:14 pm PDT #9257 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

cracks open new packet of chocolate digestives.

Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 13, 2006 1:30:41 pm PDT #9258 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Plain or Milk? Now to find out which side of the digestive-divide you stand on.

Aims - Apr 13, 2006 1:30:58 pm PDT #9259 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My tatoo is itchy.

I want to scratch it.

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