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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
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ND: Those are nice, but they should really be shorter. No, shorter. Really. Shorter than that.
I expected this one to end with "maybe you could wear it as a hat."
Maybe I need to up my blood-sugar...
Fay, hand us a bikkit!
cracks open new packet of chocolate digestives.
Plain or Milk? Now to find out which side of the digestive-divide you stand on.
My tatoo is itchy.
I want to scratch it.
plain
...milk.
But plain for Hobnobs.
I want to scratch it.
YOU MUST NOT SCRATCH. YOU MUST CHILL.
WANT TO SCRATCH!