It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - Apr 13, 2006 1:19:34 pm PDT #9254 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

O.

T.

P.

ijs


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 13, 2006 1:19:54 pm PDT #9255 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

ND: Those are nice, but they should really be shorter. No, shorter. Really. Shorter than that.

I expected this one to end with "maybe you could wear it as a hat."

Maybe I need to up my blood-sugar...


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 13, 2006 1:20:34 pm PDT #9256 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Fay, hand us a bikkit!


Fay - Apr 13, 2006 1:22:14 pm PDT #9257 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

cracks open new packet of chocolate digestives.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 13, 2006 1:30:41 pm PDT #9258 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Plain or Milk? Now to find out which side of the digestive-divide you stand on.


Aims - Apr 13, 2006 1:30:58 pm PDT #9259 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My tatoo is itchy.

I want to scratch it.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2006 1:31:26 pm PDT #9260 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

plain


Fay - Apr 13, 2006 1:31:59 pm PDT #9261 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

...milk.

But plain for Hobnobs.


Lee - Apr 13, 2006 1:34:37 pm PDT #9262 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I want to scratch it.

YOU MUST NOT SCRATCH. YOU MUST CHILL.


Aims - Apr 13, 2006 1:35:22 pm PDT #9263 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

WANT TO SCRATCH!