Have I ever thought about clown sex before? I'm thinking no.
I think you need the t-shirt. (not exactly worksafe. Depends on how your workplace feels about clowns with ball gags.)
Dawn: You're not fleeing. You're... moving at a brisk pace. Buffy: Quaintly referred to in some cultures as the Big Scaredy Run Away.
'Touched'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Apr 13, 2006 7:44:32 am PDT #9126 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
erikaj - Apr 13, 2006 7:45:13 am PDT #9127 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Uh...that's the kind of story that has left me with "good luck with that," as sort of a default tough-luck response.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 13, 2006 7:46:16 am PDT #9128 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
::imagines Pete as a rodeo clown. Is amused::
Is horrified. Your brain has apparently already taken a few solid steps down the path to writing that Swordfishtrombones book, I see.
Strix - Apr 13, 2006 7:46:29 am PDT #9129 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Hmm. Seriously disturbing.
Theclownisgoingtoeatme....
Ew. That takes on an ENTIRELY different vibe.
Fay - Apr 13, 2006 7:49:37 am PDT #9130 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
All clowns are scary.
nods
I'm not going to click on the T shirt link, I think. But I shall note that I was very very tempted to buy my flatmate a T shirt when I was back in London which depicted myriad Karma Sutra positions being enacted by cartoon pigs.
Can you imagine how offensive that is in Egypt? Pretty damned offensive. Made me laugh like a drain, though, I must admit, just thinking about it.
Glamcookie - Apr 13, 2006 7:53:27 am PDT #9131 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Hello Kitty can be your receptionist! [link]
sj - Apr 13, 2006 7:54:56 am PDT #9132 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Happy Birthday Lillian!!!
Aims - Apr 13, 2006 7:56:32 am PDT #9133 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
LA-istas, was there just an earthquake?
I didn't feelone and the website says no.
tommyrot - Apr 13, 2006 7:56:49 am PDT #9134 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hello Kitty can be your receptionist! [link]
For a brief moment I was trying to figure out how that was related to clown porn....
Glamcookie - Apr 13, 2006 7:58:05 am PDT #9135 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
LA-istas, was there just an earthquake?
I didn't feelone and the website says no.
Thanks. I couldn't tell if it was a quake or my cat jumping from the armoire to the glass desk. Ayayay.