Well, if we followed the recipe...should be cake. A demon-violence-free-zone cake.

Lorne ,'Why We Fight'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2006 7:56:49 am PDT #9134 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hello Kitty can be your receptionist! [link]

For a brief moment I was trying to figure out how that was related to clown porn....


Glamcookie - Apr 13, 2006 7:58:05 am PDT #9135 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

LA-istas, was there just an earthquake?

I didn't feelone and the website says no.

Thanks. I couldn't tell if it was a quake or my cat jumping from the armoire to the glass desk. Ayayay.


Glamcookie - Apr 13, 2006 7:59:47 am PDT #9136 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

I just updated the quake site and there was one!

A microearthquake occurred at 9:40:13 AM (PDT) on Thursday, April 13, 2006. The magnitude 2.6 event occurred 10 km (6 miles) WNW of Santa Monica, CA. The hypocentral depth is 1 km (0.5 miles).


DavidS - Apr 13, 2006 8:00:09 am PDT #9137 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Is horrified. Your brain has apparently already taken a few solid steps down the path to writing that Swordfishtrombones book, I see.

Pete, The British Rodeo Clown would be such a great character for the book. He can stare down the bulls with contemptuous disdain.


Aims - Apr 13, 2006 8:01:27 am PDT #9138 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I didn't feel a thing! :(


Glamcookie - Apr 13, 2006 8:03:05 am PDT #9139 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Here it was like a quick jolt. Both cats came skittering into the room (always a tip off).


Fay - Apr 13, 2006 8:08:41 am PDT #9140 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

...actually, I am rather loving the notion of the British Rodeo Clown. So long as he isn't Pete, because I don't think that Pete should have to have anything to do with irate bulls trying to gore Marlboro-chomping gay men. Other than in a strictly observational capacity, from a very safe distance, and with a nice cup of tea to hand. Perhaps with a chocolate digestive or two.

(...my understanding of cowboys may have been largely formed by Brokeback Mountain, you realise...)


Steph L. - Apr 13, 2006 8:10:42 am PDT #9141 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Depends on how your workplace feels about clowns with ball gags.

I can't speak for my workplace, but speaking for me, I'm gonna say they're a good thing.


-t - Apr 13, 2006 8:15:46 am PDT #9142 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Happy Birthday Tickybox!


vw bug - Apr 13, 2006 8:45:09 am PDT #9143 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Just had lunch with Nora. You can all be jealous now.

Also, I feel the need to clarify that I'm not upset about the garbage changes, just that there was absolutely no notice. I don't want anyone to think I am pro-city rodents. Just frustrated with the lack of information.

Hey, Plei! Congrats on a year of mommyhood!