Angel: Connor, this is Spike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: They were supposed to fix that.

'Origin'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2006 7:37:55 am PDT #9119 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'd guess, but who'd what to hang around to find out?

Clownfuckers?

Or was that question rhetorical?


DavidS - Apr 13, 2006 7:37:59 am PDT #9120 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Can clowns be manly?

Rodeo clowns.

::imagines Pete as a rodeo clown. Is amused::


JZ - Apr 13, 2006 7:38:30 am PDT #9121 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

No to the scary clowns, thankyouverymuch.

Look how he doesn't just say no, he says no thankyouverymuch. Cuter than a bug's ear.


DavidS - Apr 13, 2006 7:39:48 am PDT #9122 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Clownfuckers?

Stop Clown Porn Now Dot Org


Glamcookie - Apr 13, 2006 7:41:22 am PDT #9123 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

LA-istas, was there just an earthquake?


Strix - Apr 13, 2006 7:42:55 am PDT #9124 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Clowns are intrinsically scary...but not so much with the intrinsically erotic.

I think? Now I'm pondering clown sex before noon, fer chrissake.

Have I ever thought about clown sex before? I'm thinking no.


JZ - Apr 13, 2006 7:43:09 am PDT #9125 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I can't click on that link. I am seriously, my hand to God afraid that most of my Faire friends are already on that site. (How bad are they? They got banned from after-hours clowning when they made people from the leather corsetry booth cry, that's how bad.)


DavidS - Apr 13, 2006 7:44:32 am PDT #9126 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Have I ever thought about clown sex before? I'm thinking no.

I think you need the t-shirt. (not exactly worksafe. Depends on how your workplace feels about clowns with ball gags.)


erikaj - Apr 13, 2006 7:45:13 am PDT #9127 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Uh...that's the kind of story that has left me with "good luck with that," as sort of a default tough-luck response.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 13, 2006 7:46:16 am PDT #9128 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

::imagines Pete as a rodeo clown. Is amused::

Is horrified. Your brain has apparently already taken a few solid steps down the path to writing that Swordfishtrombones book, I see.