Can clowns be manly?
Rodeo clowns.
::imagines Pete as a rodeo clown. Is amused::
I was under the impression that I was your big comfy blanky.
Oz ,'Him'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Apr 13, 2006 7:37:59 am PDT #9120 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
JZ - Apr 13, 2006 7:38:30 am PDT #9121 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
No to the scary clowns, thankyouverymuch.
Look how he doesn't just say no, he says no thankyouverymuch. Cuter than a bug's ear.
DavidS - Apr 13, 2006 7:39:48 am PDT #9122 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Glamcookie - Apr 13, 2006 7:41:22 am PDT #9123 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
LA-istas, was there just an earthquake?
Strix - Apr 13, 2006 7:42:55 am PDT #9124 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Clowns are intrinsically scary...but not so much with the intrinsically erotic.
I think? Now I'm pondering clown sex before noon, fer chrissake.
Have I ever thought about clown sex before? I'm thinking no.
JZ - Apr 13, 2006 7:43:09 am PDT #9125 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I can't click on that link. I am seriously, my hand to God afraid that most of my Faire friends are already on that site. (How bad are they? They got banned from after-hours clowning when they made people from the leather corsetry booth cry, that's how bad.)
DavidS - Apr 13, 2006 7:44:32 am PDT #9126 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Have I ever thought about clown sex before? I'm thinking no.
I think you need the t-shirt. (not exactly worksafe. Depends on how your workplace feels about clowns with ball gags.)
erikaj - Apr 13, 2006 7:45:13 am PDT #9127 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Uh...that's the kind of story that has left me with "good luck with that," as sort of a default tough-luck response.
Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 13, 2006 7:46:16 am PDT #9128 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd
::imagines Pete as a rodeo clown. Is amused::
Is horrified. Your brain has apparently already taken a few solid steps down the path to writing that Swordfishtrombones book, I see.
Strix - Apr 13, 2006 7:46:29 am PDT #9129 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Hmm. Seriously disturbing.
Theclownisgoingtoeatme....
Ew. That takes on an ENTIRELY different vibe.