Mal: Hell, this job I would pull for free. Zoe: Can I have your share? Mal: No. Zoe: If you die, can I have your share? Mal: Yes.

'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Apr 12, 2006 9:21:02 am PDT #8927 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

thinking about slobbiness- and the fact that I am less of one than i used to be. But someday I will die in paper flood.


sj - Apr 12, 2006 9:22:12 am PDT #8928 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

But someday I will die in paper flood.

This is me too. Or possibly a book flood. I can't believe how much junk paper work I got rid of yesterday.


Cashmere - Apr 12, 2006 9:22:37 am PDT #8929 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I wanted to drive out there and bitch slap Britney after the car seat fiasco. There were a couple of times when I've had to put my kids in a car seat where there was screaming, Owen scratching his face in frustration and (as a toddler) stiffening up and fighting me the whole time. I had people watching me and, I'm sure, empathizing or pitying me. But I took the time and did it even though it made us all completely miserable.

That driving down the freeway with a kid on your lap shit made me ballistic. I've yelled at people I've seen driving around town here with babies and toddlers out of car seats.


brenda m - Apr 12, 2006 9:24:40 am PDT #8930 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

A six month old was killed in an accident here this morning. Apparently in a seat, though, but they're not sure that it was hooked up properly. This follows Sunday afternoon's death of a six year old (among others) playing in the park when people drag racing caused an accident that sent a car hurtling into the field.

Sometimes people suck.


Toddson - Apr 12, 2006 9:25:44 am PDT #8931 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

In honor of Passover, may I offer this?


Gudanov - Apr 12, 2006 9:26:46 am PDT #8932 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

There were a couple of times when I've had to put my kids in a car seat where there was screaming, Owen scratching his face in frustration and (as a toddler) stiffening up and fighting me the whole time.

Putting a resisting kid in a car seat is not fun.


Cashmere - Apr 12, 2006 9:28:04 am PDT #8933 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Putting a resisting kid in a car seat is not fun.

Sweating, vomit inducing lack of fun.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 12, 2006 9:31:05 am PDT #8934 of 10001
What is even happening?

(Sometimes, when you're really annoyed by the car-seat tantrum, it is almost fun.)


EpicTangent - Apr 12, 2006 9:36:02 am PDT #8935 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Who wants to cover me while I go over there and resue that baby from a life of ridiculous parenting that borders on dangerous?

Empress, you do remember that I have a connection on the Malibu Sheriffs? (Matter of fact, one of the officers on the scene for the Brittany Baby Shower BB Gun shooting a few months back). Lemme see what I can do to get you in and out with backup.

the stories he tells about his "beat"...


vw bug - Apr 12, 2006 9:38:20 am PDT #8936 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Sometimes naps are wonderful. Sometimes, though, the dreams put your brain in a very weird place.