Find-papers~ma to Matt.
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
thinking about slobbiness- and the fact that I am less of one than i used to be. But someday I will die in paper flood.
But someday I will die in paper flood.
This is me too. Or possibly a book flood. I can't believe how much junk paper work I got rid of yesterday.
I wanted to drive out there and bitch slap Britney after the car seat fiasco. There were a couple of times when I've had to put my kids in a car seat where there was screaming, Owen scratching his face in frustration and (as a toddler) stiffening up and fighting me the whole time. I had people watching me and, I'm sure, empathizing or pitying me. But I took the time and did it even though it made us all completely miserable.
That driving down the freeway with a kid on your lap shit made me ballistic. I've yelled at people I've seen driving around town here with babies and toddlers out of car seats.
A six month old was killed in an accident here this morning. Apparently in a seat, though, but they're not sure that it was hooked up properly. This follows Sunday afternoon's death of a six year old (among others) playing in the park when people drag racing caused an accident that sent a car hurtling into the field.
Sometimes people suck.
In honor of Passover, may I offer this?
There were a couple of times when I've had to put my kids in a car seat where there was screaming, Owen scratching his face in frustration and (as a toddler) stiffening up and fighting me the whole time.
Putting a resisting kid in a car seat is not fun.
Putting a resisting kid in a car seat is not fun.
Sweating, vomit inducing lack of fun.
(Sometimes, when you're really annoyed by the car-seat tantrum, it is almost fun.)
Who wants to cover me while I go over there and resue that baby from a life of ridiculous parenting that borders on dangerous?
Empress, you do remember that I have a connection on the Malibu Sheriffs? (Matter of fact, one of the officers on the scene for the Brittany Baby Shower BB Gun shooting a few months back). Lemme see what I can do to get you in and out with backup.
the stories he tells about his "beat"...