NO EDUCATIONAL VALUE IN MAKING A DIORAMA!
Training for the all-important future life skill of "what do I do with this shoebox that I stupidly stuck on the top shelf of the closet, thinking it would be a shame to throw it away"?
This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.
Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Apr 04, 2006 11:40:44 am PDT #7358 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Jessica - Apr 04, 2006 11:41:43 am PDT #7359 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Training for the all-important future life skill of "what do I do with this shoebox that I stupidly stuck on the top shelf of the closet, thinking it would be a shame to throw it away"?
Pfft. The correct answer to that is "Story Penzeys spices in it."
Topic!Cindy - Apr 04, 2006 11:41:47 am PDT #7360 of 10001
What is even happening?
True, but that's why Bob the Builder makes fireplaces, and God makes recycling bins.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 04, 2006 11:42:42 am PDT #7361 of 10001
What is even happening?
Pfft. The correct answer to that is "Story Penzeys spices in it."
Didn't you build a spice rack? Please tell me you didn't actually build it out of a shoe box. It's not a spice DIORAMA in disguise, right?
Jessica - Apr 04, 2006 11:44:43 am PDT #7362 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The spice wall can only hold so much. Shoeboxes are the perfect size for storing the extra bags. (Or would be, if I didn't have the Elfa shelves.)
vw bug - Apr 04, 2006 11:47:29 am PDT #7363 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I ran into Emily on the train on the way home. That made the day extra nice.
Then, I got home and had a little envelope from some very evil Buffistas. I don't think the day can possibly get better. As a matter of fact, I'm afraid it's going to take an ugly turn really soon.
Fay - Apr 04, 2006 11:58:48 am PDT #7364 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
J.Z.
Perkins.
You know I hold you both in the utmost respect, but I beg you... stop taunting me with your filthy bacon talk!!!!
weeps.
vw bug - Apr 04, 2006 12:05:16 pm PDT #7365 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
We have no water.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Nicole - Apr 04, 2006 12:07:47 pm PDT #7366 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!
As a matter of fact, I'm afraid it's going to take an ugly turn really soon.
Don't say that. Seriously.
We have no water.
SEE?!? See what happens?
eta (but I'm glad the other good stuff happened first.)
Ginger - Apr 04, 2006 12:10:14 pm PDT #7367 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
SEE?!? See what happens?
I hope you've learned your lesson.
t / says the person who said, "I've replaced everything in the kitchen but the dishwasher" a week before the dishwasher started going bad.