- And* he can go get laid at her place if he doesn't like it...Felix Unger motherfucker.(Although I imagine Felix paid his bills...he seems like the type.)
Why couldn't Giles have shackles like any self-respecting bachelor?
Xander ,'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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erikaj - Apr 01, 2006 8:51:58 am PST #6730 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
WindSparrow - Apr 01, 2006 8:53:12 am PST #6731 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Damn it, now she's wiping down the counters, so I look like a lazy ass.
Dude, she is totally embarrassed by her boyfriend's lazy ass. Why do you think she's cleaning up after him? Doubt seriously she'll ever admit that outloud, though.
erikaj - Apr 01, 2006 8:54:25 am PST #6732 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Yeah. But she might make his life suck for a day or two.
WindSparrow - Apr 01, 2006 8:55:26 am PST #6733 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Here's a fun thought: vw ought to print out the last 20-30 posts and leave it where Not!Emily can read it.
Steph L. - Apr 01, 2006 8:57:27 am PST #6734 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Oooh! Then include this one:
Dear Not!Emily,
EAT IT, you egomaniac!
Topic!Cindy - Apr 01, 2006 9:03:13 am PST #6735 of 10001
What is even happening?
erika, say what you want about Felix, he would have cleaned. See, I can handle a slob who doesn't nag, or a cleaner who does complain, but a slob who complains about the state of the house?--Makes me go all Proverbial...
Under three things the earth trembles;
Under four it cannot bear up:
a servant who becomes king,
a fool who is full of food,
an unloved woman who is married
and a slobby roommate who complains the place is a mess.
WindSparrow - Apr 01, 2006 9:04:01 am PST #6736 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Dear Not!Emily's Girlfriend:
We think you are ok. But here's a word of advice for you: For your next relationship, try to find yourself a grown-up. Grown-ups know how to do some semblance of their share of household chores without having to have their girlfriends do more than remind them occasionally. We all know that illness, injury, physical conditions make exceptions, but if the guy don't know that being physically capable of playing hockey trumps having electrodes stuck to one's head for being first choice for cleaning up, he ain't worth the effort.
erikaj - Apr 01, 2006 9:16:11 am PST #6737 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
You're right, Cindy. This guy is a faux-Felix.
WindSparrow - Apr 01, 2006 9:24:12 am PST #6738 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Yay. I get to work 2pm to 2am. This being daylight saving changeover, the person who comes in at 2 to relieve me will magically have been there for an hour when it seems like only 1 minute. Of course, that only works if she can figure out how to reset all the clocks.
Nicole - Apr 01, 2006 9:29:53 am PST #6739 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!
Actually, I don't think all that highly of Not!Emily's GF. Any time I've slept at a guy's place and he had roommates, I've never even *thought* to take a shower or take up space outside of his room unless I've gotten the okay from the roomies first.
Not to mention that when I had roommates, it was made clear from the beginning that if guests stayed over, they showered/cooked/whatever only when it was most convenient for the RENT PAYING people.
How much longer 'til he's gone, vw?