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§ ita § - Mar 29, 2006 12:54:03 pm PST #6010 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nice boss totally knows and is lying.

I think she's relinquished rights to that title. She may be had-no-other-choice boss, but not Nice Boss anymore.


brenda m - Mar 29, 2006 12:54:50 pm PST #6011 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Fuck fuck fuck. This is so unbelievably shitty. And you know what? Especially fuck Nice Boss. What did she think, you were going to go postal on her in her office if she leveled with you?


Trudy Booth - Mar 29, 2006 12:56:19 pm PST #6012 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Nice Boss could be trying to get him a better deal. If keeping her mouth shut helps with that she gets to keep her title.


brenda m - Mar 29, 2006 12:57:40 pm PST #6013 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I think that's kind of a radical interpretation of the text, but I'll hope that's the case.


Trudy Booth - Mar 29, 2006 12:59:06 pm PST #6014 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I don't know if that's the case of course, I just know its possible.


JZ - Mar 29, 2006 1:00:04 pm PST #6015 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

::sharpens everything in sight::

JZ: You owe David pain!

Lying Boss: Whatcha got there? Bag of tricks?

JZ: Bag of knives.


ChiKat - Mar 29, 2006 1:03:41 pm PST #6016 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

ChiKat, I think you should send him an email that assumes you are his boss. Ask him to get you a double tall latte, no foam, pronto!

Oh! I like this!

What if ChiKat likes the foam?

I do enjoy some foam. I think the order really needs to be a double tall skim latte, medium foam.

ChiKat, I was just looking more closely at the goodies you sent me, and I am IN LOVE with the fragrance pendant. It is SO COOL!

I am so glad! I think it's pretty cool. Put in your favorite fragrance and you have it with you all the time!

I think my nice boss is being kept in the dark. She was overruled when LA Boss nixed the hire of my minion.

Hec, is it possible that your nice boss could be on the chopping block with you? Could be LA Boss doesn't want her around, either.

Nice boss totally knows and is lying.

Oh. Guess not. I'm so sorry you're having to go through all of this. They are absolute fuckweasels.


EpicTangent - Mar 29, 2006 1:05:00 pm PST #6017 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Good grief. Bosses acting like children lying about breaking the lamp because they're afraid to get into trouble? What utter crap. ::boggles::

No comfort, I'm sure, but you'll clearly be much better off when you're shut of them and their childish crap.

No-BS-run-by-actual-professional-adults-job-ma for you.


Nicole - Mar 29, 2006 1:17:43 pm PST #6018 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

I am definitely not defending *your* Nice Boss in particular, Hec, but something to keep in mind is that maybe she totally wants to tell you but she's been told she's not allowed to.

Even if you said something like, "you can be straight with me and I won't tell *anyone* that I heard it from you" is too risky for her (if she wants to tell you, that is). There's a number of people out there that could give a rat's patootie about taking others down with them when they find out they're being let go from a company.

Perhaps, and I could be wrong, but perhaps she's had bad luck in the past with a similar type of situation or has a vision of LA Boss telling you that you've been laid off and you yelling to LA Boss, "Yeah, fucko? I know! Nice Boss told me a week ago and I've been fucking up all kinds of computer programs and deleting Important Shit ever since!! EAT IT!"

Just a thought. I'm sorry you're getting a shitty deal but maybe hold off with the judgement on Nice Boss, if at all possible.


JZ - Mar 29, 2006 1:28:59 pm PST #6019 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

In completely other news:

Whimper. Snivel. Wanna go!

(juliana take note: chance to win Depeche Mode tickets)