Eggs. The living legend needs eggs. Or maybe another milk.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Mar 25, 2006 8:15:10 pm PST #5406 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

This part does deserve to be said again:

Shouldn't all F2Fs be a celebration of erika's sluttiness?


erikaj - Mar 25, 2006 8:16:24 pm PST #5407 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

You'll get the crip treatment, Karl...through the little room at the back and then you can take cuts in line...well, that's what they do at Disneyland. Though I'm not sure I'm that great of a ride. Cass, what? Was there a star in the East? ETA: Be careful what you wish for....most of my lusts come equipped with pain, carnage, and substance abuse...I think I've got Cameron's Syndrome. But everybody would be great with words or have sexy accents...um, I think maybe f2fs celebrate half my sluttiness, but I was trying to play it off like I was a slut for snagging 5400, but we know better, right?


Cass - Mar 25, 2006 8:22:53 pm PST #5408 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Fire pretty. Fire very pretty.

I mean, my sister is happy and I should be much happier for her. I just think the timing is really bad. And, because I am a nosy thing, it turns out that - while I knew she'd been trying to get pregnant since just before she got married - her telling me that she'd gone back on birth control when my BiL was having his little alcoholism issue was kinda not true because she never did.

Oh well.

I am sure I will love and adore this child and shake my head at it's parents, just like I already do...

eta:

Cass, what? Was there a star in the East?
No, that's just her theory. In reality, there was a sperm and egg interaction from a lot of unprotected sex. It's not god's will if you are just rampantly boffing like bunnies without contraception, it is biology.


erikaj - Mar 25, 2006 8:27:23 pm PST #5409 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

yes, wrod. Best of luck all the same, though she'd best not name the child Destiny like my neighbor, cause ick.


Trudy Booth - Mar 25, 2006 9:14:27 pm PST #5410 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Anybody 'roud?


ChiKat - Mar 25, 2006 9:34:02 pm PST #5411 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Trudy, it's late where you are. You should be asleep!


Trudy Booth - Mar 25, 2006 9:41:37 pm PST #5412 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

meara

Or Sunday. Good racing starts on Sunday so my calm will have high-tailed it to Mexico in search of quality bargin pharmacuticals.

TOO LATE FOR THAT, MISSY!!!!!

If it were up to me ...

Oh dear. Just got to your sister. Oh my.

Well, God worked in a mysterious way with me today. I went outside and there was a stiff breeze and I was, as if by magic, covered with tiny little bumps. THEN I put on a jacket and they went away.

Next thing you know Jesus will show up in my drywall


Trudy Booth - Mar 25, 2006 9:42:43 pm PST #5413 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Went to the theatre and out with friends, ChiKat. It was a good night.

How you, sweetiepie?


billytea - Mar 25, 2006 11:03:52 pm PST #5414 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

FEBRUARY 17--This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged. And then there's Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife (not to mention a separate child pornography rap). Frey, prosecutors contend, apparently is a rather demanding guy. In fact, he actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities.

I, um... Wow. I think I feel ill. Actually nauseous.


Fay - Mar 26, 2006 12:38:08 am PST #5415 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

This is an automatic meara, as Fay is now Ded From The Tickybox Cuteness:

A boy who likes me. A very, very cute and endearing boy that is ridiculously charming and will likely be impossible to say no to.

Good lord! Bless the boy! (SA, there is a girl who looks very very like you indeed on some show called Ed that I saw last week. Strikingly like you. Not quite as cute, but still, very like. With the short hair and all.)

Aww. It's a new trend! Significant others are in this spring!
Not scarves? I thought it would be scarves. Damn. Now I have to go shopping.

See I thought it was going to be bags. Damn it. Ain't no carrots anywhere on MY horizon, baby. And Thailand? The only carrots there are in show business or stir fry, I'm thinking.

So last night at the Lesbian Speed Dating, I seriously was tempted to go hit on this woman just cause she looked like a taller, black-haired, Fay. But she wasn't quite as cute, and I'm sure the she didn't have the Second Cutest Accent Evah (I decided Fay's coworker K has the Cutest).

Meep!

(And, yes, K does have a fantastic accent. I keep telling him he needs to go and be Fabulous in San Francisco/other Fabulous-friendly part of the States for a bit - he's not sure what he wants to do next year, and is not mad keen on the teaching malarky. And he's a fabulous song'n'dance man. Bless.)

You get on there with your bad-ass sneaky self, miss Sparky. You so bad! We can easily jam their switchboard for a whole afternoon before we get bored with the vengeance

WORD.

Aww. I guess I've lost out to the Freemasons for Cass' attention. They shall join Farsi, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, and the Girl Scouts of America on my list of nemeses! I can see this conversation in my future:
Me: "Sorry babe, I can't talk now. I have to plot revenge against my nemeses!"
Wallybee: "...Did you just call me babe? Have you been drinking?"

....this is quite the impressive list of nemeses. Huh. Colour me impressed.

I would be so much more inclined to watch Lost if it featured people getting kidnapped by the Otters.

My flatmate and I had an elaborate theory about how all the weird shit on Lost was down to badgers. We were sure that the hatch led to the badgers' sooper seekrit layer, and that the Id-Monster thing that makes the trees jump around was an invisible Badgzilla kind of deal.

See, that's how I feel about my clothes. It makes for a very messy room though.

Meara is me!