One of the local radio stations had a lot of fun with that "contract." They had callers call in and make of list of "husbandly expectations," instead. It definitely kept me amused on the morning drive to work.
I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
SailAweigh - Mar 25, 2006 5:39:42 pm PST #5396 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
WindSparrow - Mar 25, 2006 5:43:20 pm PST #5397 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I have in mind that all the dangerous Buffista women will chuckle in a low-throated evil chuckle as they walk past him. Someone will have to tell him just how dangerous they are, of course. Icing on the cake will be ita's light-hearted, light-toned snorfle of "that bug is too tiny to squash" laughter in his general direction. In my mind, this will show him the puny-ness of his insignificant person compared to the splendor of true womanhood.
In my mind? Very little overlap with reality.
erikaj - Mar 25, 2006 6:01:49 pm PST #5398 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Dude, crime really *did* make him stupid.
ChiKat - Mar 25, 2006 7:49:02 pm PST #5399 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Anyone up? After falling asleep on the couch at 9:15, I woke up at 10 and went to bed. Now, of course, I can't sleep. Blech.
erikaj - Mar 25, 2006 7:50:37 pm PST #5400 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
I'm here, but it's not that late for a Mountain Time weekend.And I'm a slut, but y'all knew that before I did.
ChiKat - Mar 25, 2006 7:57:10 pm PST #5401 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I'm so glad I get to meet your sluttiness in SF! I can't wait!
Karl - Mar 25, 2006 7:59:56 pm PST #5402 of 10001
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.
Plus, Robert Donat.
Robert's nephew Peter made a splendid Oberon in ACT's production of A Midsummer Night's Dream, longer ago than I'd care to say -- I was in high school when I saw it.
He (Peter) was also an excellent neighbour to my grandmother (he lived in West Marin for years), and he's been very kind to my family at various times.
edited to add: Heh. If the SF F2F turns into a celebration of erika's sluttiness, I want front-row seats.
beth b - Mar 25, 2006 8:05:22 pm PST #5403 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
dinner was a succsess. DH is still in moving hell, but home for now and might get to join us tomorrow. It seemed to take all 5 of us to rebandage my finger. I ws sure one person with two hands could do something neater than me - but it took 5 people.
everone be nice to your fingers.
yay for good people finding and returning Kristin's wallet.
Cass - Mar 25, 2006 8:05:55 pm PST #5404 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Anyone up?Yep.
My sister decided to call me back. And she repeated that her pregnancy is God's will to me. Which would be way less laughable if she'd ever been to church. Or believed in anything actually. Sigh...
I have a fire going though. All is good.
ChiKat - Mar 25, 2006 8:15:06 pm PST #5405 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Cass, I am so sorry about the situation with your sister. Fire, nice. Tree, bad. Wait, that's wrong.
If the SF F2F turns into a celebration of erika's sluttiness, I want front-row seats.
Shouldn't all F2Fs be a celebration of erika's sluttiness?