This is an automatic meara, as Fay is now Ded From The Tickybox Cuteness:
A boy who likes me. A very, very cute and endearing boy that is ridiculously charming and will likely be impossible to say no to.
Good lord! Bless the boy! (SA, there is a girl who looks very very like you indeed on some show called Ed that I saw last week. Strikingly like you. Not quite as cute, but still, very like. With the short hair and all.)
Aww. It's a new trend! Significant others are in this spring!
Not scarves? I thought it would be scarves. Damn. Now I have to go shopping.
See I thought it was going to be bags. Damn it. Ain't no carrots anywhere on MY horizon, baby. And Thailand? The only carrots there are in show business or stir fry, I'm thinking.
So last night at the Lesbian Speed Dating, I seriously was tempted to go hit on this woman just cause she looked like a taller, black-haired, Fay. But she wasn't quite as cute, and I'm sure the she didn't have the Second Cutest Accent Evah (I decided Fay's coworker K has the Cutest).
Meep!
(And, yes, K does have a fantastic accent. I keep telling him he needs to go and be Fabulous in San Francisco/other Fabulous-friendly part of the States for a bit - he's not sure what he wants to do next year, and is not mad keen on the teaching malarky. And he's a fabulous song'n'dance man. Bless.)
You get on there with your bad-ass sneaky self, miss Sparky. You so bad! We can easily jam their switchboard for a whole afternoon before we get bored with the vengeance
WORD.
Aww. I guess I've lost out to the Freemasons for Cass' attention. They shall join Farsi, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, and the Girl Scouts of America on my list of nemeses! I can see this conversation in my future:
Me: "Sorry babe, I can't talk now. I have to plot revenge against my nemeses!"
Wallybee: "...Did you just call me babe? Have you been drinking?"
....this is quite the impressive list of nemeses. Huh. Colour me impressed.
I would be so much more inclined to watch Lost if it featured people getting kidnapped by the Otters.
My flatmate and I had an elaborate theory about how all the weird shit on Lost was down to badgers. We were sure that the hatch led to the badgers' sooper seekrit layer, and that the Id-Monster thing that makes the trees jump around was an invisible Badgzilla kind of deal.
See, that's how I feel about my clothes. It makes for a very messy room though.
Meara is me!