Early ,'Objects In Space'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
I had this quote saved yesterday, forgot to post it:
I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.
Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. (1900 - 1965), Speech during 1952 Presidential Campaign
Sister: "Sometimes god works in mysterious ways, mom."
Mom: "That's not god, Jenny. That's having unprotected sex."
Bwah haaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaa
Ouch! looks for protective gloves No more injuries!
Yay for honest people! What a relief Kristin.
Yikes Cass. That's an um interesting development.
My husband lost his phone. Not just his phone, his $600 has all his info sync'd from his computer phone. I just cancelled it. I was hoping it was just lost, but the Sprint guy said it has been used on the internet as recently as yesterday and he hasn't seen it since Wednesday night. Poop. He's out of town for another week so he took a phone from the person he's travelling with since she had both her business and personal cell with her. Poop.
At least he hooked up with a friend that used to live in Florida and is staying with him and his family in Houston the next 3 days instead of a hotel. Yay! And Sheila is staying with friends of hers in Houston too so they have a break from each other when they aren't working. Not that they don't get along, but this is a 9 day trip and that's a long time to hang with a co-worker.
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My husband lost his phone. Not just his phone, his $600 has all his info sync'd from his computer phone.Damn. Just damn. I'm glad that he gets to hang with friends and get a change of people to be around at least. Losing something like that just shows how dependent we can be on bits of technology...
I am still boggled at the family news. Flying home for Easter just got a lot more interesting.
Some people need to be put out of OUR misery. From thesmokinggun.com
FEBRUARY 17--This country, as you know, is filled with the deranged. And then there's Travis Frey, a 33-year-old Iowa man who is facing charges that he tried to kidnap his own wife (not to mention a separate child pornography rap). Frey, prosecutors contend, apparently is a rather demanding guy. In fact, he actually drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities. >[link]On behalf of intelligent men everywhere, I just want to disavow any association with this cro-magnon....wait, I apologize to the cro-magnons.
Andi suggests duct-taping him to a chair at the next F2F and leaving him to the board...
cool...
One of the local radio stations had a lot of fun with that "contract." They had callers call in and make of list of "husbandly expectations," instead. It definitely kept me amused on the morning drive to work.
I have in mind that all the dangerous Buffista women will chuckle in a low-throated evil chuckle as they walk past him. Someone will have to tell him just how dangerous they are, of course. Icing on the cake will be ita's light-hearted, light-toned snorfle of "that bug is too tiny to squash" laughter in his general direction. In my mind, this will show him the puny-ness of his insignificant person compared to the splendor of true womanhood.
In my mind? Very little overlap with reality.
Dude, crime really *did* make him stupid.
Anyone up? After falling asleep on the couch at 9:15, I woke up at 10 and went to bed. Now, of course, I can't sleep. Blech.