Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Mar 23, 2006 12:54:54 pm PST #5036 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Cass!! I have a question for you. You like Indy Car, right?
Yes! And I managed to get cable before the season opener even! Um, upon reflection, I might be a little *too* into racing.
The only problem is that they have to process the term ahead of time, so it could lead to me showing up on Monday and being told I was fired on Friday but I just didn't know it.
Can they do that? I mean, they've sort of got to inform you, I would think.


Atropa - Mar 23, 2006 12:56:29 pm PST #5037 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

The only problem is that they have to process the term ahead of time, so it could lead to me showing up on Monday and being told I was fired on Friday but I just didn't know it.

I don't think they can do that. I say call in sick.


Trudy Booth - Mar 23, 2006 12:57:00 pm PST #5038 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Um, upon reflection, I might be a little *too* into racing.

The sky MIGHT be blue on sunny days!
George W. Bush just MIGHT be a doofus!


brenda m - Mar 23, 2006 12:57:50 pm PST #5039 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Do it, Hec. Like Steph says, worst case scenario they're on the hook for a couple of more days of sick time.


Cass - Mar 23, 2006 1:02:34 pm PST #5040 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

The sky MIGHT be blue on sunny days!
Pot --> kettle --> #000000


esse - Mar 23, 2006 1:08:27 pm PST #5041 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

In the continuing events on the Life of the Pathetically Tired, I apparently have a boy. A boy who likes me. A very, very cute and endearing boy that is ridiculously charming and will likely be impossible to say no to.

I want to say "why me?" but I am so terribly flattered that I can't seem to do anything other than vacillate between "so cute!" and "I am so wrong for you!"


billytea - Mar 23, 2006 1:10:43 pm PST #5042 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

You're jazzed, just a little, huh?

Hee. Maybe a little.

You know, I loved Bec dearly, but (and this is no doubt partly a product of age) this relationship feels healthier. (So far, anyway.) Early days yet, but I have a good feeling about this.

The sky MIGHT be blue on sunny days! George W. Bush just MIGHT be a doofus!

Trudy! Guess what my baby animals calendar is showing! BABY OPOSSUM!! SOOOO CUUUTE!!!

Mom decided to do this when she planned a trip to China (where she actually is right now). Gave herself three weeks to learn. I admire her optomism.

Hee. I'd always thought that if I learned another language it'd be French (which I like, and I once spoke it well enough to get around Paris without offending the locals). Then, when I went to Egypt, I really enjoyed Arabic. But, y'know, priorities change.


billytea - Mar 23, 2006 1:12:47 pm PST #5043 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In the continuing events on the Life of the Pathetically Tired, I apparently have a boy. A boy who likes me. A very, very cute and endearing boy that is ridiculously charming and will likely be impossible to say no to.

Aww. It's a new trend! Significant others are in this spring!


Cass - Mar 23, 2006 1:17:35 pm PST #5044 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Aww. It's a new trend! Significant others are in this spring!
Not scarves? I thought it would be scarves. Damn. Now I have to go shopping.


ChiKat - Mar 23, 2006 1:19:06 pm PST #5045 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Cass!! I have a question for you. You like Indy Car, right?

Yes! And I managed to get cable before the season opener even! Um, upon reflection, I might be a little *too* into racing.

I thought so. I need your address. My company is moving and people are clearing out offices. Indy is a client and I am now in possession of some of their swag (2 shirts and a visor) that I saved for you.