Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.

Tara ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Mar 23, 2006 1:19:06 pm PST #5045 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Cass!! I have a question for you. You like Indy Car, right?

Yes! And I managed to get cable before the season opener even! Um, upon reflection, I might be a little *too* into racing.

I thought so. I need your address. My company is moving and people are clearing out offices. Indy is a client and I am now in possession of some of their swag (2 shirts and a visor) that I saved for you.


DavidS - Mar 23, 2006 1:21:13 pm PST #5046 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Like Steph says, worst case scenario they're on the hook for a couple of more days of sick time.

Another plus is that evil LA!Boss will be flying up to do the sacking, so I can avoid her being in the room when it happens. Or, she'd have to fly back up again on Monday. Heh. Kind of like the idea of letting her dangle as I call in each day. "::cough:: I'm not going to be in today, but I'll be in tomorrow for sure. We should definitely reschedule that meeting with [evil LA!Boss] then."

Next day: "::cough:: Still not well. So sorry. Definitely in tomorrow."


erikaj - Mar 23, 2006 1:22:09 pm PST #5047 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I am, I'm afraid, so last year...the wardrobe malfunction of gf-ness.


Sparky1 - Mar 23, 2006 1:23:27 pm PST #5048 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Shouldn't you have JZ do the calling, "He's much to sick to come to the phone," so that the evil boss doesn't decide to pull a super evil and fire you over the phone?


billytea - Mar 23, 2006 1:24:03 pm PST #5049 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Not scarves? I thought it would be scarves. Damn. Now I have to go shopping.

I think Martha Stewart has some practical advice on fashioning a scarf into an SO snare. (I believe she uses a modified version to help protect the compound.)


ChiKat - Mar 23, 2006 1:24:11 pm PST #5050 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Sparky is wise. [Note to self: when planning to be sneaky, consult Sparky.]


DavidS - Mar 23, 2006 1:26:05 pm PST #5051 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Shouldn't you have JZ do the calling, "He's much to sick to come to the phone," so that the evil boss doesn't decide to pull a super evil and fire you over the phone?

Well, I'm just planning on unplugging the phone machine for a couple days. We've got cell phones.

I don't know if it's worth it. But it's tempting. I'm definitely taking a sick day tomorrow. (And I am actually a little sick - though not enough to normally take a sick day.)


billytea - Mar 23, 2006 1:26:06 pm PST #5052 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Shouldn't you have JZ do the calling, "He's much to sick to come to the phone," so that the evil boss doesn't decide to pull a super evil and fire you over the phone?

A firing over the phone and via your wife carries so much more class. Not that they'd do that, I'm sure.


juliana - Mar 23, 2006 1:27:24 pm PST #5053 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Shouldn't you have JZ do the calling, "He's much to sick to come to the phone,"

(inside-ish joke) I'm having visions of Hec as Mark McKinney in Slings & Arrows, angrily flipping off the other side of the phone conversation whilst keeping his voice amazingly polite.


Spidra Webster - Mar 23, 2006 1:28:18 pm PST #5054 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I'm with the others. If they're going to stiff you on pay, they're going to stiff you. Taking sick days or not probably wouldn't affect anything at this point. Take Sparky's advice if it's pertinent, though. I may have a cold next week myself.