Mal: Okay. She won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon. But she is solid. Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: 'Cause it's a deathtrap.

'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Mar 23, 2006 12:01:06 pm PST #5029 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wallybee talked to her parents in Shanghai yesterday and told them about me. Anyone would think she likes me!

Wallybee talked to her parents in Shanghai last night, and told them about me. She's not ashamed of me! Huzzah!

You're jazzed, just a little, huh?


JZ - Mar 23, 2006 12:05:18 pm PST #5030 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

It's utterly adorable. Unless using that word for billytea is some sort of Pete-related copywright infringement, in which case it's just heart-melty.


sumi - Mar 23, 2006 12:16:03 pm PST #5031 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Happy Birthday Raq!


Cass - Mar 23, 2006 12:25:36 pm PST #5032 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Smitten billytea is pretty adorable.

I'm contemplating learning Mandarin
Mom decided to do this when she planned a trip to China (where she actually is right now). Gave herself three weeks to learn. I admire her optomism.


ChiKat - Mar 23, 2006 12:37:03 pm PST #5033 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Cass!! I have a question for you. You like Indy Car, right?


DavidS - Mar 23, 2006 12:43:59 pm PST #5034 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm contemplating calling in sick on Thurs-Friday next week so they can't fire me in March, and then my benefits would extend for the whole month of April without Cobra payments.

The only problem is that they have to process the term ahead of time, so it could lead to me showing up on Monday and being told I was fired on Friday but I just didn't know it.

Usually I'm not into stunts and would rather maintain my dignity, but it is worth a couple hundred dollars. And they are being skeezy.


Stephanie - Mar 23, 2006 12:47:19 pm PST #5035 of 10001
Trust my rage

Well, worst case is that you got two days off and didn't yet know about the firing, right? I mean, those are two days you get to use sick leave and not work.

eta: also, it sucks so much that you have this hanging over you. I'm so sorry.


Cass - Mar 23, 2006 12:54:54 pm PST #5036 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Cass!! I have a question for you. You like Indy Car, right?
Yes! And I managed to get cable before the season opener even! Um, upon reflection, I might be a little *too* into racing.
The only problem is that they have to process the term ahead of time, so it could lead to me showing up on Monday and being told I was fired on Friday but I just didn't know it.
Can they do that? I mean, they've sort of got to inform you, I would think.


Atropa - Mar 23, 2006 12:56:29 pm PST #5037 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

The only problem is that they have to process the term ahead of time, so it could lead to me showing up on Monday and being told I was fired on Friday but I just didn't know it.

I don't think they can do that. I say call in sick.


Trudy Booth - Mar 23, 2006 12:57:00 pm PST #5038 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Um, upon reflection, I might be a little *too* into racing.

The sky MIGHT be blue on sunny days!
George W. Bush just MIGHT be a doofus!