They're bleeping dialogue! And the Godmother is being driven around in a minivan!
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Bumfriend has a ring to it. Um. Not like that.
Ahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
He's just The Boy. Which is a good enough B word, I feel.
Tell me it's a reality show.
I wish, but no. It's still wonderfully funny.
Oh, dear, now Joyce, the new lady, has just discovered that local parties involve swapping.
The SF Chron's Tim Goodman is really plugging that show. Unfortunately, I am still sans decent broadcast TV and utterly sans cable.
We could make it a B word. Bumfriend has a ring to it. Er. Not like that.
You mean it the other way?
He's just The Boy. Which is a good enough B word, I feel.
There are many good B words. Binturong. Boa. Bilby. Balustrade. (It's fun to say, try it!) Oh, and Wallybee! (What? There's a B in it.)
Wallybee likes - well, penguins, and that's what's important.
You mean it the other way?
Aye aye, Cap'n! (I like aye-ayes.)
The Boy is good too. References in Winnie The Pooh font are just amusing.
Watching tv in real time is kinda hard for me. I am used to dvr and I can't make the dvr bow to my wrath just yet, so it's live tv. Which is still tv - finally.
And now the rival mob has invited Joyce to a Tupperware party, where one of them says "I think this one has just what you need," and pulls out an automatic.
Drive-by! "Don't worry about the couch, it's Scotchguarded."
This mob is run by the Godmother's former best friend, the two of whom began running a vigilante bit to keep out riff-raff. But Camilla (the Godmother) "went to the Dark side" and decided to run it all for profit, and the "good" one is trying to bring Camilla down.
Gosh.
Hm, the baby-sitter is actually a guard, but she really needs to practice firing two guns at once.