And now the rival mob has invited Joyce to a Tupperware party, where one of them says "I think this one has just what you need," and pulls out an automatic.

Drive-by! "Don't worry about the couch, it's Scotchguarded."

This mob is run by the Godmother's former best friend, the two of whom began running a vigilante bit to keep out riff-raff. But Camilla (the Godmother) "went to the Dark side" and decided to run it all for profit, and the "good" one is trying to bring Camilla down.

Gosh.

Hm, the baby-sitter is actually a guard, but she really needs to practice firing two guns at once.

it's getting nicely surreal in here tonight

Surreality TV. I think you're on to something. Of course, when I turned on the TV one night right in the middle of TV Funhouse's "X-Presidents" short, that was PLENTY surreal.

it's getting nicely surreal in here tonight

That's the aye-ayes for you. I'm sure that you'd remain calm and composed were one to appear at the window. [link]

Uh oh, dead librarian. Joyce scared her off the roof. "Cheer up, we can always get a new librarian." "What if she had a husband and children, what are they thinking!" "She was a lesbian spinster who preyed on single mothers, don't worry."

Oh dear, hot tub party at the Godmother's.

It's loading slowly, billytea. I take it it is some sort of vicious, foaming at the mouth, marsupial?

Ooh, connie! Stop making me wish I had cable. :-P

It's loading slowly, billytea. I take it it is some sort of vicious, foaming at the mouth, marsupial?

I cannot sit idly by while you malign such a fascinating creature. The only thing I remember foaming at the mouth was you, as you vaulted a couch and two humans.

"I'm sure Ray will teach you his periscope trick."

Barbara (head of the opposing mob): "Come on, Joyce. We take Camilla down, and you get your freedom and Jeremy keeps his kneecaps."