It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - Mar 22, 2006 8:32:26 am PST #4824 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

"You're always sorry/You're always grateful/You're always wondering/What might have been/Then she walks in." - Lord Sondheim, "Sorry/Grateful"

That says it all Betsy. So then. I'm resigned to being schizo-frenetic for quite some time.

Aw, Aimee...I bet Joe knows "pfft" means "Thanks Sweetie...you too." (And while I have only photographic evidence, he's spot on.)

And happy natal day Pete. I love your designs.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 22, 2006 8:33:05 am PST #4825 of 10001
What is even happening?

Happy Birthday, Pete!!!

Hey, married/committed folk (and, no, I don't mean the nuthatch types), does that dialogue ever end? It's been so long since I was married, I can't recall.
No.


Aims - Mar 22, 2006 8:33:40 am PST #4826 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aw, Aimee...I bet Joe knows "pfft" means "Thanks Sweetie...you too." (And while I have only photographic evidence, he's spot on.)

Awww...

blush


Atropa - Mar 22, 2006 8:34:01 am PST #4827 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Pete is going to be very happy when he reads the various well-wishes. And possibly blush, which is a pity because I won't be there to see it.


SuziQ - Mar 22, 2006 8:34:44 am PST #4828 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Ok Betsy - I have Company on my iPod. Guess what song was playing as I read you post. FREAKY!!!


juliana - Mar 22, 2006 8:37:21 am PST #4829 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, O NOT-ADORABLE ONE!!!


DavidS - Mar 22, 2006 8:40:33 am PST #4830 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Happy birthday, you talented bastard stroppy baggage!


Scrappy - Mar 22, 2006 8:40:55 am PST #4831 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Happy birthday, Pete, the only guy smart and kind and fascinating enough for Our Jilli!


§ ita § - Mar 22, 2006 8:43:15 am PST #4832 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Happy birthday, oh Adorable One.

Dude. Don't use the L word.

Atta girl!


Aims - Mar 22, 2006 8:53:02 am PST #4833 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Know what I hate? Audits. All audits.

But the audit I currently have my hate-on for is an accounting audit at work. They happen frequently, but god, the prep is a PITA.

So, I'll be making with the OT this week. Hurrah.

makes vomit sign