Fred ,'Smile Time'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Hec, you're determined to make me spend any money I have left, aren't you?
It's all part of my devious plan to drive Pete's blood pressure through the roof by tantalizing you with irresistible trinkets.
Man, I wish we had someplace to put a phrenology head.
Also, is it okay if I stab everyone at work? Just two or three times each, I swear. Maybe four.
All right, eleven.
Please?
I found a brain charm for you!
Ooooo...so much fun stuff!
Oh no! It's a conjoined message.
At least it was with Jilli. If you have to be conjoined, at least do it with somebody who's always entertaining.
Jilli, I deleted your post because it was wiggly.
Happy anniversary, Laura!
Hec, you're determined to make me spend any money I have left, aren't you? I have this giant bat pendant, but instead of wearing it as a necklace, it decorates my handbag.
Jilli, I deleted your post because it was wiggly.
Thank you! I was trying to edit it, and it wouldn't let me.
Happy Anniversary, Laura!
OK, JZ, but only 11. If I hear you've stabbed anyone 12 times I shall be very cross.
I need a ruling on the stabbage, people!
Did I mention the IT guy who came in a few minutes ago to do a 2-minute inventory of every computer in the office, involving everyone stepping away from their computers, letting him fiddle with the hard drive, and then shutting down and rebooting, and how he told me to close out all the applications I was working on, and just as I quit out of the last one (with very ill grace due to having a metric assload of CRISIS flopped in my lap six minutes previously), he said, "Oh, are you with Cardiology? In that case, I don't need to touch your computer at all. Sorry!" and walked away.
Stabbity stabbity.