Man, I wish we had someplace to put a phrenology head.
Also, is it okay if I stab everyone at work? Just two or three times each, I swear. Maybe four.
All right, eleven.
Please?
There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.
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JZ - Mar 17, 2006 2:14:59 pm PST #4208 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
vw bug - Mar 17, 2006 2:15:20 pm PST #4209 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I found a brain charm for you!
Ooooo...so much fun stuff!
DavidS - Mar 17, 2006 2:17:08 pm PST #4210 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Oh no! It's a conjoined message.
At least it was with Jilli. If you have to be conjoined, at least do it with somebody who's always entertaining.
§ ita § - Mar 17, 2006 2:17:25 pm PST #4211 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jilli, I deleted your post because it was wiggly.
Happy anniversary, Laura!
Hec, you're determined to make me spend any money I have left, aren't you? I have this giant bat pendant, but instead of wearing it as a necklace, it decorates my handbag.
Atropa - Mar 17, 2006 2:17:55 pm PST #4212 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Jilli, I deleted your post because it was wiggly.
Thank you! I was trying to edit it, and it wouldn't let me.
-t - Mar 17, 2006 2:18:46 pm PST #4213 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Happy Anniversary, Laura!
-t - Mar 17, 2006 2:20:27 pm PST #4214 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
OK, JZ, but only 11. If I hear you've stabbed anyone 12 times I shall be very cross.
JZ - Mar 17, 2006 2:20:31 pm PST #4215 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I need a ruling on the stabbage, people!
Did I mention the IT guy who came in a few minutes ago to do a 2-minute inventory of every computer in the office, involving everyone stepping away from their computers, letting him fiddle with the hard drive, and then shutting down and rebooting, and how he told me to close out all the applications I was working on, and just as I quit out of the last one (with very ill grace due to having a metric assload of CRISIS flopped in my lap six minutes previously), he said, "Oh, are you with Cardiology? In that case, I don't need to touch your computer at all. Sorry!" and walked away.
Stabbity stabbity.
DavidS - Mar 17, 2006 2:21:52 pm PST #4216 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Don't stab him honey. Just put his finger in this miniature guillotine. How very Addams Family.
ChiKat - Mar 17, 2006 2:22:05 pm PST #4217 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Stab away, JZ. It sounds like your office needs it.
I am about to get out of here and get my hair cut. Yay! I'm a week overdue and with short hair, that really does make a difference. Need trim, now, please.