Easy Bake. Flop-a-palooza. Woosh. Pop. I don't skulk.

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Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Mar 17, 2006 2:21:52 pm PST #4216 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Don't stab him honey. Just put his finger in this miniature guillotine. How very Addams Family.


ChiKat - Mar 17, 2006 2:22:05 pm PST #4217 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Stab away, JZ. It sounds like your office needs it.

I am about to get out of here and get my hair cut. Yay! I'm a week overdue and with short hair, that really does make a difference. Need trim, now, please.


DavidS - Mar 17, 2006 2:23:32 pm PST #4218 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I am about to get out of here and get my hair cut. Yay! I'm a week overdue and with short hair, that really does make a difference. Need trim, now, please.

You are scheduling an appointment for the day before you fly to the F2F, right?


ChiKat - Mar 17, 2006 2:24:24 pm PST #4219 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I have a standing appointment for every 6 weeks, but my stylist was indisposed last week. I don't mess around with having to schedule.


JZ - Mar 17, 2006 2:24:31 pm PST #4220 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

The guillotine is sold out!

::cries::

::stabs IT guy 11 times, looks to -t for approval::


vw bug - Mar 17, 2006 2:26:16 pm PST #4221 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Poor JZ. Yes, you may stab as many times as you like, I say.


DavidS - Mar 17, 2006 2:27:19 pm PST #4222 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Interesting overview on Georgian jewelry

And for Jilli...

Mourning jewelry How goth!

(and Hair jewelry - how weird. Not jewelry for the hair. Memento mori made out of hair.)


JZ - Mar 17, 2006 2:28:45 pm PST #4223 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Okay, now I'm embarrassed. Nobody who has gone through the week you've gone through should ever have to say Poor anyone else, vw.

I'm so glad you're home and okay, and don't ever go and disappear out of shyness about us kicking up a fuss.


ChiKat - Mar 17, 2006 2:31:18 pm PST #4224 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I have some French jet mourning jewelry that I use when re-enacting. It's quite pretty.


Aims - Mar 17, 2006 2:33:47 pm PST #4225 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

My sister just had a bad blind date.

He BRAGGED about being beligerent to the police when pulled over for something HE DID and then only tipped the waitress $1. Granted, they were in a coffee shop, but they were at the table for well over an hour and the service was excellent in my sister's opin, and she's been a server. (Before leaving, she ran over to the girl and gave her $10)