You know, I just... I woke up, and I looked in the mirror, and I thought, hey, what's with all the sin? I need to change. I'm... I'm dirty. I'm, I'm bad with the... sex and the envy and that, that loud music us kids listen to nowadays.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Mar 17, 2006 2:11:22 pm PST #4203 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Happy anniversary, Laura!

Ms. Bug, please look into the mirror and tell your brain to settle down. I'm worried about your noggin.


ChiKat - Mar 17, 2006 2:12:00 pm PST #4204 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy Anniversary, Laura!!! Yay for happy couples!


DavidS - Mar 17, 2006 2:13:01 pm PST #4205 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Having fun, Hec?

I found a brain charm for you!


Atropa - Mar 17, 2006 2:13:23 pm PST #4206 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

DavidS - Mar 17, 2006 2:14:57 pm PST #4207 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hec, you're determined to make me spend any money I have left, aren't you?

It's all part of my devious plan to drive Pete's blood pressure through the roof by tantalizing you with irresistible trinkets.


JZ - Mar 17, 2006 2:14:59 pm PST #4208 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Man, I wish we had someplace to put a phrenology head.

Also, is it okay if I stab everyone at work? Just two or three times each, I swear. Maybe four.

All right, eleven.

Please?


vw bug - Mar 17, 2006 2:15:20 pm PST #4209 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I found a brain charm for you!

Ooooo...so much fun stuff!


DavidS - Mar 17, 2006 2:17:08 pm PST #4210 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh no! It's a conjoined message.

At least it was with Jilli. If you have to be conjoined, at least do it with somebody who's always entertaining.


§ ita § - Mar 17, 2006 2:17:25 pm PST #4211 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jilli, I deleted your post because it was wiggly.

Happy anniversary, Laura!

Hec, you're determined to make me spend any money I have left, aren't you? I have this giant bat pendant, but instead of wearing it as a necklace, it decorates my handbag.


Atropa - Mar 17, 2006 2:17:55 pm PST #4212 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, I deleted your post because it was wiggly.

Thank you! I was trying to edit it, and it wouldn't let me.