No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Mar 14, 2006 9:03:11 am PST #3511 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aimee, hit him where it hurts - sell something of his to pay for new keys.

The bookshelf!


Aims - Mar 14, 2006 9:03:38 am PST #3512 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

So....has anyone had anything *good* happen to them lately? Because it seems like Perpetual Existential Rain Of Toads is falling upon the Bitches.

I think I had an orgasm in my sleep the other day.


§ ita § - Mar 14, 2006 9:05:21 am PST #3513 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I haven't had a migraine that hasn't responded to meds in three and a half days. I fought black belt candidates in their black belt test and acquitted myself without shame. I'm going to eat goat on Saturday. My sweater rocks.


Jessica - Mar 14, 2006 9:07:46 am PST #3514 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So....has anyone had anything *good* happen to them lately? Because it seems like Perpetual Existential Rain Of Toads is falling upon the Bitches.

I had nummy raw oysters and clams and wine last night at Oyster Bar. And um, my hair looks really good today.

(I'm also over my cold, but it doesn't really count because my allergies stepped in to take over the Clogging Jess' Nose duties. So kind of them, really.)

I think I had an orgasm in my sleep the other day.

Aimee wins.


Fern Armstrong - Mar 14, 2006 9:10:03 am PST #3515 of 10001
TV news psychic

Thanks for all the greetings. This is why I lurk. I only have internet access at work and sometimes work wants me to work while I'm here.

Wishing all who need it lots of health-ma. And better-life-ma to anyone who needs that.


SailAweigh - Mar 14, 2006 9:11:30 am PST #3516 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Hmm, think I'll get into the line of "good things waiting to happen," because I'm sure they will if I wait long enough (and/or I make accidents happen to all the people in line ahead of me, thus moving me up in line a tad quicker; it might require ita's assistance.)

Lord, how I adore strong women

Hee. Reminds me of a card my cousin got for my aunt. It said, "Women are like tea; you never know how strong they are until you put them in hot water." So true.


Trudy Booth - Mar 14, 2006 9:12:53 am PST #3517 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

So....has anyone had anything *good* happen to them lately? Because it seems like Perpetual Existential Rain Of Toads is falling upon the Bitches.

I think I dropped about five pounds with my sweating/coughing/no-eating diet?


Atropa - Mar 14, 2006 9:16:56 am PST #3518 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

So....has anyone had anything *good* happen to them lately? Because it seems like Perpetual Existential Rain Of Toads is falling upon the Bitches.

I made a fair amount of money at the gothy rummage sale this past weekend, does that count?


brenda m - Mar 14, 2006 9:20:00 am PST #3519 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

So....has anyone had anything *good* happen to them lately? Because it seems like Perpetual Existential Rain Of Toads is falling upon the Bitches.

Got a raise and bonus yesterday. Well, got told how much they will be anyway, I haven't actually seen the cash.

Oh! And I got my dog back after nearly 3 weeks at my dad's, which I'm actually far more excited about.


lisah - Mar 14, 2006 9:20:37 am PST #3520 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

So....has anyone had anything *good* happen to them lately?

TWINS! little baby ones

(okay they're not mine but I get to snuggle 'em a lot!)