I've decided to count my essay as a Learning Experience. Sometimes I hate Learning Experiences, though. Especially since I have, according to various new-age crystal-jockeys, already gotten "fallibility" as a "task" with the whole broken-brain thing. I call double jeopardy. No fair. Where the fuck is my Samoan attorney when I want him?
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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erikaj - Mar 05, 2006 1:56:50 pm PST #2464 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
vw bug - Mar 05, 2006 2:00:03 pm PST #2465 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
So, I've been meaning to order my SIL this baster and cleaning brush [link] because years ago she used mine and just fell in love with it. So, I'll get it for her for her birthday. But, I feel kind of badly for getting something SO domestic for her birthday; I want to get her something else kind of fun. I really can't spend more than $15-20 more, though. Anyone got any good ideas?
SuziQ - Mar 05, 2006 2:03:33 pm PST #2466 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Maybe put them in a pretty vase with some flowers?
vw bug - Mar 05, 2006 2:05:35 pm PST #2467 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
That'd be hard to mail :). They live in Kansas. Plus, she's an amazing florist...I'd be too scared to do anything with flowers.
DavidS - Mar 05, 2006 2:12:32 pm PST #2468 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
No raccoons?
Some of the dust bunnies were bigger than raccoons. They've gone to Bissell now though.
I love the new vacuum cleaner.
SuziQ - Mar 05, 2006 2:14:28 pm PST #2469 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Ok, not such a good idea.
Go do your math quiz and I'll think....
brenda m - Mar 05, 2006 2:14:43 pm PST #2470 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I think that's the official Bitch vaccum by now.
JZ - Mar 05, 2006 2:23:25 pm PST #2471 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I think that's the official Bitch vaccum by now.
Wait, I thought it was the pink Roomba.
What I especially love about our vacuum cleaner is that, thanks to Hec's nearly decade-long pennyhoarding habit and Coinstar, it cost us $26.
Hec has cleaned more today. And more, and more, and now he's out doing laundry. It is so unbelievably HAWT of him.
vw bug - Mar 05, 2006 2:35:47 pm PST #2472 of 10001
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I think I might get her something from Southern Living at Home. They've been doing a lot of redecorating of their cute little house, and I think something nice for the house would be ok. What do you think?
Spidra Webster - Mar 05, 2006 2:43:01 pm PST #2473 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Pulling the couch out to vacuum (scary back there) turned up the remote, half of JZ's cashmere sweater set and Amphigorey.
Congratulations! Now you guys are totally up on the deal. Found the remote, found glasses, Gorey, cashmere, and Hec totally got good husband points and made us all envious of JZ (who's such a hawtie that it's easy to be envious of her anyway).