No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Mar 02, 2006 5:46:12 am PST #2009 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

the real trageties of the day.

the cat is mad at me because I won't give him stinky food

My right foot fell asleep

I smashed a finger between the chair and the desk

I need to go to the grocery store.


DavidS - Mar 02, 2006 6:32:16 am PST #2010 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

K-Bug had fantastic softball game, for those keeping score (ha-ha). She went 4 for 4 with a double and a triple. She had the hottest bat of the game. Yes, I'm a proud mama.

Ass kickin' K-bug!

Hey, look at all the sweet schmoop lying around the board this morning. Beej is having the intimacy, and Billytea's got a regular gf, and Teppy's Umfriend is being a good friend.

Pretty hair, Andi.


vw bug - Mar 02, 2006 6:32:33 am PST #2011 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I just got to play with the microfilm machine again. I just love microfilm. There's something so joyful about the whole process of accessing information that way.

Yes. I am a geek.


beekaytee - Mar 02, 2006 6:54:40 am PST #2012 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Schmoop!!


vw bug - Mar 02, 2006 7:05:00 am PST #2013 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I just re-requested some books from ILL for my independent study. I must have a draft in about four weeks, and I need these books. Here's to remembering to return them on time this time!


§ ita § - Mar 02, 2006 7:06:26 am PST #2014 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am the nemesis of the bug. I will wage war on her microfilm machines with my electronic content management systems. I will give her full text search and classification or die trying.

But only after I have a muffin and some tea.


vw bug - Mar 02, 2006 7:11:57 am PST #2015 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I will give her full text search and classification or die trying.

Ok. See, that's cool too. I like all ranges. I'm weird like that.


Jessica - Mar 02, 2006 7:33:41 am PST #2016 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

NEED.


P.M. Marc - Mar 02, 2006 7:39:25 am PST #2017 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

VW, yay for a good boss! You were overdue for something positive like that.

Please, please remember that you're not a failure at ALL. Sometimes, I wish you could see from the outside how much you've managed to accomplish and be as proud of you as I am.


§ ita § - Mar 02, 2006 7:39:30 am PST #2018 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Ok. See, that's cool too.

Excellent. You get to live. I was feeling a little guilty about that.

Man, I'm so tempted to go buy those dragon tights from yesterday, as well as a belt from that site. I need to stop the impulse shopping. But I also want all the pretty in the world.