Kaylee: You're nice, too. Mal: No, I'm not. I'm a mean old man.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 29: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Mar 01, 2006 12:25:05 pm PST #1915 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

{{vw}} Try not to think too much about it until you're home and feeling safe.


ChiKat - Mar 01, 2006 12:27:51 pm PST #1916 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{vw}}


Nicole - Mar 01, 2006 12:27:57 pm PST #1917 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

I'm sorry you're stuck in Nonsense World, vw. I hope you get to go home soon.

so we had Dutch babies, spelt pancakes, and gluten-free chocolate chip pancakes, along with wonderful ham and sausages.

libkitty eats babies. Pass it on.

Two of my favorite co-workers are leaving this office. I'm not happy about it. Like, at all. One of them came back from maternity leave for a couple of weeks and decided she'd much rather be a stay at home mommy. I'm happy *for* her and it's not like I won't see her anymore since we live so close to each other and she has a baby for me to snuggle with... but still.

The other co-worker is my absolute favorite co-worker and she's moving for a position with the same company, but on the east coast. She's moving. Far away. I'm not happy. She found out she got the position last Thursday. I gave her a big hug and then I called her a bitch. For leaving me. /childish brat


Nicole - Mar 01, 2006 12:29:02 pm PST #1918 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

A world of strength ~ma to you, vw.


Sparky1 - Mar 01, 2006 12:34:05 pm PST #1919 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

/childish brat

Just remember that when these two are replaced you'll get to send them emails about all the fun you and the new coworkers are having together and gee, it's too bad they're no longer in the office to share in the fun.

Or, you could try a tantrum and see if that gets them to stay.


Toddson - Mar 01, 2006 12:36:44 pm PST #1920 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I frequently send my favorite former coworker stories of the Schadenfreude Follies - I tell her which stupid/outrageous/morally reprehensible thing someone in the office pulled recently.


sj - Mar 01, 2006 12:44:49 pm PST #1921 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{vw}}} Much ~ma to you.

{{{Nicole}}} I'm sorry your co-workers are leaving.


Toddson - Mar 01, 2006 1:06:40 pm PST #1922 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Would some virtual shopping help cheer people up? I spotted what I may be perfect bitch stockings.


§ ita § - Mar 01, 2006 1:09:50 pm PST #1923 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What do you wear those with? Those are totally nawty.


Nicole - Mar 01, 2006 1:12:17 pm PST #1924 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Just remember that when these two are replaced you'll get to send them emails about all the fun you and the new coworkers are having together and gee, it's too bad they're no longer in the office to share in the fun.

You jest. Close friendships don't come easily for me. First of all, there's the snarling and then there's also the biting and the growling.

Or maybe the snarling is *because of* some of my other co-workers. People have been coming up to me and asking, "What are you going to do when your other two musketeers leave you?" Grrrrr.

I frequently send my favorite former coworker stories of the Schadenfreude Follies - I tell her which stupid/outrageous/morally reprehensible thing someone in the office pulled recently.

There will definitely be emails flying.

eta: ooooh! I marked your post for later home shopping, Toddson. Thanks!